23-year-old charged in Hilton Head threat

Man arrested in school-threat case:

Submitted for your approval, one 23-year-old man from Hilton Head, South Carolina by the name of Michael Hatcher Cochrane.

Mr. Cochrane was arrested for a month-long of phone calls threatening violence against Hilton Head Middle School. Authorities have charged him with five counts of threatening the use of a destructive device and three counts each of threatening the life of a teacher or principal and disturbing schools, even though it appears that Mr. Cochrane never intended to carry out the threats.

Authorities allege that Mr. Cochrane made the threatening phone calls to foster a better relationship with one of his family members.

Is Mr. Cochrane just one of those people who can’t find their own friends and must try to impress the friends of younger relatives in order to appear cool? Or is he just trailer trash with nothing better to do? Or is it some third possibility incomprehensible to the rational mind. The answers lie ahead, as the signpost up ahead reads…

The Dumbass Zone

Apologies to the late Rod Serling.