TheTrenchcoat Chronicles

Tag: hazing

  • Sodomy Sunday

    Sodomy Sunday

    This one has been going on for a while now, but between the hurricane and the server change I haven’t had much time to talk about this.

    Anyway let’s begin…

    Mepham FB Players Accused of Sexually Abusing Teammates:

    A Long Island High School football team goes to a training camp in Pennsylvania. The students are in separate quarters than the coaches. Guess what happens. 3 players get sodomized in a hazing incident. Reportedly with broomsticks. 3 players get suspended from the team but are allowed to stay in school, of course. It gets better.

    Bellmore’s Awful Silence:

    Students who witnessed the events and their parents were refusing to come forward and were retaining lawyers. One parent’s quote…‘Well, we’re not getting involved.’ But wait, there’s more.

    Teens Attacked 3 Times at Camp:

    The three boys, junior varsity players at the Bellmore school, allegedly were sodomized with broomsticks, golf balls and…wait for it…. PINE CONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only reason the boys came forward in the first place is because one of them continued bleeding for several days later and required surgery.

    Board Benches Mepham:

    So the school board canceled Mepham High’s football season, and rightfully so. But check out this quote from the mother of a player who obviously had no life of her own, so tries to live through her son…

    But the mother of a ninth-grade player said the district, not the students, is responsible for what happened during the preseason football camp in Pennsylvania last month.

    “I blame the school district because they let it happen,” the parent, who did not want to be identified, said yesterday afternoon. “A lot of the problems they have is due to lack of supervision at the camp.”

    Sure, it’s the district’s fault. Hey, did you ever stop to think that maybe if these kids didn’t FORCE PINE CONES UP THEIR ASSES there would still be a football season? Dumbass. It doesn’t end there

    Mepham Students Protest Board’s Decision:

    30 football players, cheerleaders (of course) and supposed “supporters” (kids who wanted out of class), walked out of class and on to the football field to protest the school board’s decision to cancel the football season. The majority felt that the entire football team should not be punished for what 3 players did. Well maybe if some of the other players had tried to put a stop to it then that might not have been an issue assclown. As far as I’m concerned, this school should never be allowed to have a football team ever.

    The three suspects have been suspended. They should be expelled, but that never happens to athletes. The Pennsylvania State Police are performing their own investigation, so let’s hope some arrests will be made. This time with some jail time.

    I would love to hear from some buckethead jock either from Mepham or any other school defend sodomy hazing. C’mon and step up if you have the balls. Tell me why sodomizing someone with a pine cone to the point of bleeding is so cool.

  • Parents arrested in Northbrook

    Parents arrested in Northbrook

    Two Adults, One Student Charged in Suburban Chicago Hazing Incident:

    Well, well, well. Look what we have here. Two parents arrested for providing minors with alcohol at the Northbrook “powder puff” hazing incident. Of course, the suspects are denying the allegations.

    Shouldn’t this be open and shut, though? I mean, how hard is it to track down someone who bought a keg? You have to leave a deposit, especially if you don’t have your own tap.

    Anyway, this is obviously a case of parents trying to be their children’s buddies rather than being parents. Do I even dare repeat myself? You need a license to own a dog, but any idiot can have a kid.

  • Way to back pedal

    Way to back pedal

    School Offers Graduation Deal to Hazing Suspects:

    Just when I thought school officials at Glenbrook North High School had a pair, they’re now offering deals to the hazing suspects. If the students don’t fight expulsion or try to make money off the incident through a book deal or such, they’ll be allowed to graduate.

    I say screw’em. No deals. Expel them. No graduation. But of course, some students are not taking the deal. I guess they feel they did nothing wrong. One lawyer even said, “We believe Marnie was punished for conduct which the school has accepted and tolerated for 23 years.”

    Somehow, I don’t think the school accepted and tolerated beatings and covering students with feces and pig intestines. Hopefully, Cook County prosecutors won’t be so accommodating.

  • Charges Filed

    Charges Filed

    Hazing Students Charged With Misdemeanor Battery:

    Fifteen of the students involved with the Illinois “powder puff” hazing incident have been charged with misdemeanor battery. If found guilty, sentences could range from 364 days in prison to or court supervision. How much do you want to bet none of those kids even sniff a jail cell.

    Police are still looking for the jackass parents who provided the kegs. If they do find them, and they don’t serve any jail time, then there’s no hope for the legal system in this country.

  • Justice for Juniors

    Justice for Juniors

    Judge rejects suspended student’s motion over hazing incident:

    Thanks to Bad Jocks for the link. A Cook County Judge has turned down a request from one of the seniors involved in the Northbrook hazing incident to have her school suspension lifted. Thank God that there are judges like this who still have some common sense.

    The student said the suspension would damage her academic standing, prevent her from attending Saturday’s prom, and possibly prevent her from graduating with her class.

    Boo-freakin’ hoo. She should have thought of that before she was involved in an event where people had shit and pig intestines thrown on them and then had the crap beat out of them. Personally, I think they should all be expelled. Point-blank. It used to be you had to live with the consequences of your actions. Not anymore, I guess, if your parents can afford a lawyer.

  • It figures

    It figures

    Second Student Files Lawsuit Over Hazing Suspensions:

    As soon as suspensions were handed down in the Northbrook hazing incident, two students have filed lawsuits to keep the punishment from being enforced. What kills me is that their parents had to be the ones who got them the lawyers in the first place. Nice message to send to your kids. Do whatever you feel like, no matter how illegal it is, and then when someone tries to punish you, sue them. I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out to be the same parents that supplied the beer. Like I’ve always said, you need a license to own a dog, but any idiot can have a kid.

  • Expulsions Imminent

    Expulsions Imminent

    Principal: School will seek expulsions for hazing:

    Well, it’s about time. Finally, a school board is doing something about a hazing incident. The principal of Glenbrook North High School in Northbrook, Illinois, is stating that several students will be expelled in conjunction with the now infamous “powder puff” hazing incident. It’s finally refreshing to see an educator that isn’t afraid of taking disciplinary action.

  • 2 Hazing stories for the price of 1

    2 Hazing stories for the price of 1

    Parents Probed in ‘Powder Puff’ Hazing Incident:

    Police seem to think that parents may have supplied the beer and the feces for the Northbrook, IL, “powder-puff” hazing incident. That’s so nice, isn’t it? At what point does a parent say…”I love my child so much that I’m going to supply them with a keg of beer and a bag of shit so they can humiliate someone else’s children”? If that turns out to be true, there better be jail time involved.

    Affidavit gives details of alleged sexual assault, hazing:

    I guess the men were feeling left out because we now have another tea-bagging incident. 3 members of a high school baseball team held down one player while another dragged his genitals across his face and mouth. All 4 have been arrested on sexual assault charges. You know in my day the worst that happened to you was you got snapped with a wet towel on the ass. How long will it be before high school athletic hazing involves full-blown forced sodomy?

  • Hazing, strong enough for a man but made for women

    Hazing, strong enough for a man but made for women

    Classmates React To Alleged Hazing:

    Alleged??? What’s so alleged about it? There’s a video of it. Anyway, thanks to Badjocks.com for the link.

    I’m sure we’ve all heard of this hazing incident in Chicago by now. It seems that hazing is not just among men. Women seem to be getting into the game. Under the guise of a “powder puff” football game between female members of the senior and junior classes, but quickly degenerated into a severe beatdown on the juniors.

    One girl has a broken ankle. One girl received 15 stitches. Another girl has suffered hearing loss. And I guess, not to be outdone by the Sharpie Sodomy guys, one girl even contracted a bacterial infection after being forced to eat human waste. That’s right, she had to eat someone’s shit.

    What makes me even more sick is that some of the students feel the juniors got what they deserved. And other students are looking forward to next year. And still, there’s a question of whether criminal charges should be brought against the seniors. What’s to question? Making someone eat shit has got to be assault at the very least. But who knows? Maybe next year, someone will be forced to… you know what? I can’t even think of anything worse than that. But I’m sure they will. If no arrests are made, then there has been a severe miscarriage of justice.

  • There’s no “P” in Team

    There’s no “P” in Team

    Police Investigate Hazing at High School:

    Thanks to Bad Jocks for the link. So, three high school basketball players have been suspended for hazing underclassmen. I’m surprised they actually got suspended. Here’s the best part, though. The hazing consisted of hitting, SPANKING, (wait, it gets better) and URINATING on other players.

    I never understood the jock mentality. They tend to be the most homophobic group of people, yet they engage in activities like sodomizing people with foreign objects like bananas and such, tea-bagging, shaving people’s crotches, and now urinating on other men. And you know, I’m sure the players’ parents say it was just harmless fun.

    Any parent who is trying to get their kids interested in sports should read half the articles I do before making a decision. Or else they’ll come home one day either sodomized or the sodomist. It’s your choice.