TheTrenchcoat Chronicles

Tag: Dylan Klebold

  • On ghosts and hordes

    On ghosts and hordes

    It’s been a while since I pissed on the mutants’ cornflakes and there’s nothing that caught my eye in the news today, so I thought I’d give everyone another little taste of what is going on in the minds of mutants.

    Every once in a while, I get a tip from someone who peruses message boards and websites that pay homage to the Columbine killers, scumbags Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. Today I got two good tips.

    The first one is from someone who claims that they might have had a “spiritual” encounter with Dylan Klebold…

    Last night at around 2 AM i was sitting on my arse at my computer brushing upon my facts of the 2 lovely boys. When i was thinking, what if dylan and eric’s spirits were still around? And i just starting thinking to myself how awesome that would be if Dylan were a ghost..and my friend. Yes call me weird. haha but anywho…the really weird part is…is a few minutes after i was thinking these things…my teevee turns off on its own. And when i get up to turn it back on….i go back and sit at my computer…and it turns off again. Then i unplugged it and it never turned back on. But i started talking as if Dylan was in my room.

    i dont know…i can tell you one thing though, i slept like a baby last night with the fact that MAYBE he was there :]

    Lovely boys? I’d hate to see what their definition of atrocious is. You know, maybe if you didn’t romanticize about mass murderers, you could get a real friend instead of your imaginary killer ghost friend.

    The second one comes from a thread started by someone who can’t seem to quit me. My name was brought up in vain, as usual, and when one of the newer mutants asked who I was, this the reply that was posted…

    Hates Eric and Dylan. Refuses to believe they were bullied even though hordes of facts has been presented to him stating they were. Thinks they were “cowardly psychopaths” Basically he’s a narrow-minded arrogant asshole who refuses to admit he’s wrong.

    Hordes of facts? The only fact I saw was that some kid teased one of them in gym class. Like I keep asking if they were bullied, give me the names of their bullies and not just the ever-generic “jocks”.

    I’ve presented facts that state they were bullies rather than the bullied, and the mutants can’t admit they’re wrong yet I’m the narrow-minded arrogant asshole. And don’t forget they weren’t just “cowardly psychopaths” they’re also lowlife scumbags that are rotting in hell. But hey, it’s a free country. If you want to spend the rest of your days with your bitterness and hate, then, by all means, go ahead. The rest of us will be over here living well-adjusted lives.

  • Birthday in Hell III

    Birthday in Hell III

    It seems I’ve riled the mutants once again. Apparently, they’re none too happy with the birthday wishes I had for their cowardly hero Dylan Klebold. One of my sources found this posted to one of the mutant message boards…

    Look at the one at the top.

    Some people have no tolerance or compassion.

    You mean like the tolerance and compassion that two teenage mass murderers had for their 13 victims?

    Hello Kettle, the Pot is holding on line 2.

  • Request from a mutant

    Request from a mutant

    I got an e-mail today from the webmaster whose site I got the quotes from for both Birthdays in Hell entries which can be found here and here. Here is the e-mail in most of its entirety…

    Hello Trench,

    My name is Chris and i’m the owner of (URL of mutant website).
    I received a note that you posted some text of my homepage:

    You didn’t ask for my permission to post whats on my website.
    I am copyrighted so therefore you must delete what youve taken from my website.

    Please put this stuff you copy off

    Thank you

    Chris

    First off, I wonder which mutant sent him a note. Like I need to ask. WMD.

    Anyway, as to your request, um…

    (more…)
  • Birthday in Hell II

    Birthday in Hell II

    September 11th is not a good day in American history. Not only was it the day of the deadliest attack on American soil, but 24 years ago today, one of the Columbine gunmen, Dylan Klebold was vomited forth from his mother’s womb. And like I presented to you last Friday, the mutant worshipers of this cowardly scumbag had birthday wishes for him…

    Saxdomine:

    Hey Dylan!
    Congrats on NBK man! I know it didnt go the way you wanted it but it was closeSo 24? Big man! To bad your dead! Youd be one hott mofo!! Hell! you were when you were alive!! Anyway I wanted to wish you a happy b-day, and tell you that Ill be celebrating by turning 16! Haha your only 8 years older than me… nadda lot! haha

    Happy BDay Sexy!

    Because as we all know, mass murderers are sexy. 🙄 Are today’s kids really this stupid? I hope this mutant is just an annoying minority.

    O.:

    Man, i wish we could have met before you did your mission with Reb, then we could fuck the world up together. I swear, on day, it will be fucking HELL ON EARTH! 24 years old, hum, you might don’t even give a fuck now, and i hope for you that you are not burning in hell… No… i guess you are nowhere, exept in some memories. Be patient

    Mission? No. It was nothing more than a killing spree. Missions are for soldiers, not cowards. At least this mutant realizes that his hero is burning in hell.

    Misty:

    ~Dylan~
    Your a very special person to many. I hope somehow you know this wherever you may be. I can’t even begin to express, how much you’ve helped me in my life. You will forever be cherished.
    Happy Birthday VoDkA!!<3
    -Misty-

    If a mass murdering scumbag helped your life, then it must be really fucked up. You might want to get some real help instead.

    Emerald:

    Dylan,

    I’m glad you’ve finally found your ‘wam place’. You’ve done so much for me, and for many others as well. I hope your family, and you as well, have a day filled with good memories and the kindest smiles for you. You’ll be in our thoughts- know that many people care about you.

    Happy, Happy Birthday, Dylan.

    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

    -Emerald

    He might not have found a “wam place” but we all know where his “warm place” is. Could it be…HELL!!!

    Tish:

    Dear Dylan,

    I want to wish you a happy 24th birthday today. You were a very special person to all of your family and friends, and I know that they are all keeping you in their hearts today. All of us are also keeping you in our hearts, and we wish you the best birthday ever.

    Tish,
    Webmaster of (some mutant website)

    Ok, I added that last part because I’m not about to give free advertisements for mutants. Klebold was not a special person. He was just a cowardly killing psychopath. What about the family and friends of the true 13 victims? I bet they’re not celebrating this cowardly scumbag’s birthday.

    And like I said before if these were all just teenage kids it might be dismissed as just a phase. But some of these people are adults. Are your lives so unfulfilled that you have to live your lives through mass murderers? Do you still hold on to high school even though it’s years behind you? You should have dropped the “woe is me” attitude the day they handed you the diploma. Or the day you dropped out.

    And parents, any one of these could be your kids. Do you want to be the next parent that’s being reviled in the media? No? Then do something about it.

  • Do they have birthdays in hell?

    Do they have birthdays in hell?

    Wow. It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these. I’ve been really slacking off in my duties.

    Anyway, while I was lurking in the valley of the shadow of the mutants I came across a German website dedicated to the two cowardly scumbags Columbine killers, Harris and Klebold.

    The site is mainly in German (duh) and I’m sorry I’m not as continental as you, but I don’t speak German. However, there is some English on the site, and it’s in a section where mutants have bid birthday wishes to Harris and Klebold. Here are just some of the selections…

    Hey Eric,
    Happy Birthday! I cant wait until we meet in death. I’m sure your kickin it with Dylan and maybe Jeff right now. Your my hero, you and Dylan had the balls to what I can probally never do. Yes I could kill someone, but to pull a mass murder and then have the curage to let your lives go. I bow down to you for that. Not for leting yourself go, but doing what maybe everyone wants to do at some piont. Sometimes I swear I can feel you near me. But then again it could be my imangination that I want to know and be with you so badly. I think everyone here does. Dylan was right you guys are fucking god like.

    RIP Eric. I will always be by your side, and I love you.

    ~Sara “RebVodKa420FOREVER”

    ***

    Wazzup, D? Mmm.. I have no idea how to go about this. I’ve never written to a dead person before -especially not one as controversial as you. But I suppose I could just write what I feel.. So, as you predicted, you and Eric did have followers, and I suppose I fit into that category. I’m still trying my best to just accept it, but it’s not that easy. But you know what I’ve been thinking? I want to be you. I want that so much sometimes. I wish I had the courage to just act out my emotions. Some would argue that the difference between you and me is that I’m not stupid enough to act it out, and they’re probably right. But still.. The rush you must have felt is something I crave. I want it. I need it. But I can never have it. It would be such a bad idea. But oh, how I wish it was me in the library next to Eric resting quietly on his knee. If only you could have seen the chaos. What a birthday present, huh?

    ***

    Happy 23rd Birthday Dylan! Though We Never Met, I Still Care About You. You Will Be Remembered And Will Be In My Prayers 4-Ever. I Don’t See You As The Mean Person The Media Has Made You Out To Be- You’re Simply The Sweet, Shy, Nice Guy That I See. On Your Behalf I Will Blow Out A Candle 4 You On This Very Special Day- I Wish You The Best And May You Rest In Peace.

    Lots Of Love,
    Cindy

    I’d like to say parents, these could be your kids, but truth be told, some of these people are actually adults and that truly is scary.

  • The Watchlist: Society Kills

    The Watchlist: Society Kills

    No news tonight, so it’s time for another episode of The Watchlist. To refresh your memory, The Watchlist is a catalog of websites that either praise, worship or sympathize the Columbine killers Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. I download them and save them to not only to let parents, law enforcement, and anyone else know that kids and possibly even adults like this actually exist, but to also serve the mutants a warning that they are being watched.

    Tonight’s Watchlist site brings us this little morsel…

    This is Eric Harris and below, although just as worthy, Dylan Klebold. A few years ago, I’m sure you’ve heard, Martyrs Eric and Dylan went to thier school at columbine and began a killing spree. Sometimes labelled as “evil” or “bad” or “monsters” by a people addicted to myths and lies, they revealed some powerful Truths, both at home and at Columbine. There was absolutely nothing “wrong”, “evil” or “insane” about thier mass murder actions. They were a reflection of Eric and Dylan’s True-Realities, and society has the responsibility on its shoulders.

    On that site, there are similar tributes to Ted Bundy, Charles Manson, The Green River Killer, Timothy McVeigh, and Jeffrey Dahmer. Most with the same running theme that “society” is to blame. I guess we’re supposed to stop society before it kills again.

    They were not martyrs. They were cowards who were responsible for their own actions, but didn’t have the guts to face the consequences.

    Remember, parents, this could be your kid. Hell, it could even be your spouse.

    You have been served noticed. You are being watched.

  • Follow-Up Monday

    Follow-Up Monday

    Now, following up on the reaction to the Klebold interview…

    Columbine parents outraged:
    As expected, more parents of Columbine victims are outraged over the comments by Dylan Klebold’s parents.

    From Don Fleming, whose daughter Kelly was killed…

    “The Klebolds are totally disgusting,” Fleming said Sunday. “They’re saying ‘We really regret missing the warning signs, but we did nothing wrong.’ That’s a contradiction.”

    “They don’t think they’re responsible for anyone,” he said.

    “For as highly educated as they are, they thought this couldn’t happen to their son. They’re elitists. They thought this was something white trash would carry out.”

    From Phyllis and Al Velasquez, whose son Kyle was killed…

    “I vented to Al as I read the whole thing,” Phyllis Velasquez said. “I can’t say a whole lot nice about the Klebolds, and it’s not just the (New York Times) article. It’s the depositions. The Klebolds are clueless.”

    The Velasquezes also took exception to Susan Klebold’s comment about a “toxic culture” at Columbine that included jock worship and the tolerance of bullying.

    “I’m tired of that excuse,” Phyllis Velasquez said.

    She pointed out that her son had learning disabilities, was overweight and was bullied, but didn’t kill his classmates in retaliation.

    And lastly, which I think sums it all up concisely from Don Fleming again…

    “To face this bravely and honorably, they would go out and talk about what was wrong with their son. They won’t do that. They’re cowards.”

    Like parents like son. Cowards.

  • No Apologies

    No Apologies

    A few weeks ago, a columnist named David Brooks for the New York Times wrote this column which is basically just him agreeing with this column by Dave Cullen.

    Mr. Brooks then started receiving E-mails from Tom Klebold, Dylan Klebold’s father, which led to this piece in Saturday’s New York Times.

    In it, the Klebolds refuse to apologize for what happened. Susan Klebold even goes as far to say, “I haven’t done anything for which I need forgiveness.” They also describe the day of the shootings as “a natural disaster” and the Klebold’s discuss the day as a suicide and not as a day when 13 random people were killed. Two quotes from the NY Times article jumped out at me…

    They believe that what they call the “toxic culture” of the school — the worship of jocks and the tolerance of bullying — is the primary force that set Dylan off. But they confess that in the main, they have no explanation.

    Yet, they didn’t kill any jocks, and I have yet to hear of the names of any jocks who allegedly bullied them. And then there was this…

    “I’m a quantitative person,” said Tom, a former geophysicist. “We’re not qualified to sort this out.” They long for some authoritative study that will provide an answer. “People need to understand,” Tom said, “this could have happened to them.”

    So it sounds like to me that they’re willing to let other people raise their child. People like Eric Harris. The impression I get is that the Klebolds are very self-absorbed. They must be to have missed obvious warning signs, which they regrettably admit…

    “He was hopeless. We didn’t realize it until after the end,” Tom said. Susan added: “I think he suffered horribly before he died. For not seeing that, I will never forgive myself.”

    Suffered horribly? At least he knew that he was going to die that day. 13 other people weren’t afforded such a luxury.

    As expected, parents of the true victims are not happy…

    “I’m horrified,” Dawn Anna, whose daughter Lauren Townsend was killed at Columbine, told The Associated Press. “I wanted an apology. I wanted a contribution to help us understand why it happened, so that it would never happen again. I didn’t hear it.”

    Brian Rohrbough, father of victim Daniel Rohrbough, said he was outraged that the Klebolds likened the day of the shootings to a natural disaster in the interview with Brooks.

    The best quote to sum this all up also comes from Brian Rohrbough who said…

    “This was murder,” he said. “In my opinion, what went on in their home led to Columbine.”

    Now if only the Klebold’s would pull their heads out of the sand and realize that.

  • Columbine Report Released

    Columbine Report Released

    Cops Had Many Contacts With Columbine Killers:

    15 to be exact, according to the report. I mean, what more could be said that I haven’t already said about this? If the police had 15 contacts with scumbags Harris and Klebold how many of those 15 times were the parents notified? And out of all the times the parents were notified, how many times did they choose to do something?

    Do I blame the police? Probably not. Even if the search warrant was executed in 1998, I don’t think that would have changed anything. Having said that, I still think Columbine could have been prevented if their parents had just been a little more involved in their lives. If they had just checked up on their own damn kids, none of this would have happened. A casual search of their own property would have turned everything up.

    Then again, even if their parents had found the guns and explosives, would they have even done anything about it then?

  • Columbine Rampart Range Tape Released

    Columbine Rampart Range Tape Released

    Columbine Killers Documented Training on Tape:

    A videotape of the two cowardly Columbine Killers, Harris and Klebold, was released today, showing them shooting bowling pins and talking about what it would be like to kill real people. The tape was made 6 weeks prior to the Columbine massacre. Let me just quote the article…

    The disturbing, 15-minute tape shows Klebold, Harris, another young man and a young woman doing target practice at a makeshift shooting range in a forested area in Douglas County, Colo.

    The group can be seen firing several rounds from rifles, shotguns and a 9 mm semiautomatic pistol at bowling pins, trees, and other targets. Police said some of the weapons were used in the Columbine attack.

    They can be heard laughing, joking and making cavalier comments about what it would be like if the bowling pins were human heads or bodies.

    The video, taken on a shaky handheld camera on a snow-covered hillside in a national forest southwest of Denver, is the first made by the gunmen themselves to be released to the public.

    Klebold at one point holds a sawed-off shotgun and shoots from the hip at a bowling pin wedged between two tree limbs. He and Harris then look at a bullet-shredded tree trunk.

    Harris also blows across the muzzle of a shotgun like a gunslinger. At least four different weapons are used in the tape.

    And the best one of all…

    The videotape has never before been made public, though Brooks Brown, one of Klebold’s friends and the son of Judy and Randy Brown, told Fox News that several people had told him the tape was shown before the massacre in Harris’ and Klebold’s video class.

    How many more signs did they need? This will go down in history as the most preventable tragedy of our time. I mean, between Eric Harris’ journal, his problems with the law, and now this? How much more fucking obvious could it have been to their parents? All they had to do was look in their garage. If they had, more than 13 people would be alive today instead of just being memories. But with any luck, Harris and Klebold would have killed themselves anyway.