TheTrenchcoat Chronicles

Tag: Dylan Klebold

  • Mr. Thompson Goes to Delaware

    Mr. Thompson Goes to Delaware

    Bill would limit sale of video games:

    Our favorite idiot lawyer from Florida is on the move again. This time he’s in Delaware trying to help State Rep. Helene Keeley, D-Wilmington South, get a law passed that would restrict businesses from selling M-rated games to minors. Never mind the fact that most legitimate stores won’t sell M-Rated games to anyone under 18 and that the majority of kids who get these games are getting through their parents. Jack never lets facts get in his way. Like this little nugget of misinformation from Jack…

    Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, the Colorado teens who massacred 13 of their fellow Columbine High School students in 1999, “literally trained on the game ‘Doom,’ ” Thompson said.

    Sure, they did Jack. Just forget all those tapes they made, showing them at a homemade target practice. I myself, and millions of other people, have played Doom and never picked up a gun in anger but again let’s not let facts get in the way.

    Jack also had this to say about the free speech ramifications…

    Thompson, meanwhile, said the First Amendment debate is misplaced.

    “This isn’t even speech,” Thompson said, holding up a video-game display box. “This is software that enables a machine to allow a player to play a game.”

    Does he really believe the lies that he’s spewing forth?

    When will politicians, especially Democrats, stop getting in bed with this assclown? It’s making them look worse than they already are.

  • MutantSpace

    MutantSpace

    While doing some research on MySpace, I came across the MySpace of a 16-year-old girl who claims to be from “Fuck, New Jersey”.

    So right off the bat, I know I’m dealing with someone who has a ton of class. What also caught my eye is that her MySpace opened up with “Bang, Bang, Your Fucked. “RIP REB and VODKA 4.20.99”.

    So now it’s obvious she’s just another mutant. And then there was some more ranting on her MySpace…

    For those who read how I like Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold I don’t care if you hate them because I like what I like deal with it. I do not also have to tell you why I am interested.

    Again I ask do the parents not know or do they just not care?

  • SOME of the money from Klebold car auction to go to charity

    SOME of the money from Klebold car auction to go to charity

    The assclowns who are trying to make blood money by auctioning off Columbine killer Dylan Klebold’s car are stating that they are going to donate some money to the Columbine Memorial fund…

    The Columbine Memorial charity is definitely 100% the one we’ll donate to. I’m thinking somewhere along the lines of 10% of the winning price, but I still have to talk it over with my buddy. I can promise at least $1000 to your charity once this thing sells.

    Right now, the bidding is up to $23,000 for a 24-year-old car. Let’s assume that the bid is legit. That’s probably at least $18K in profit. I think if they make that kind of money they can afford to donate more than 10%.

  • More on the Klebold car auction

    More on the Klebold car auction

    Columbine BMW back up for sale:

    Autoblog seems to share my opinion of the auctioning of Dylan Klebold’s BMW…

    We had reservations doing another post on the sale of Dylan Klebold’s BMW because it’s such a disgusting tale, but hopefully it leads not to more bids for its purchase but more outrage that someone would use the car’s notorious history for financial gain.

    After having their auction of the 1983 BMW 320i removed from eBay at the site’s insistence, the owners of the vehicle have constructed his own site for the purpose of selling the car.

    The unidentified sellers insist that the car’s sale is in no way meant to trivialize the tragedy. That claim is hard to believe considering the auction will end on April 20th, the anniversary of the school shooting, and that the owners may publish a “Best of” section on their site highlighting some of the hate mail they’ve received.

    Couldn’t have put it better myself.

    Autoblog also has information on how the car ended up in the seller’s hands…

    How did the BMW end up in the hands of such people, you may ask? Klebold’s parents donated it to Vehicles for Charity, which then sold it at auction.

    Sorry for the direct copy and paste Autoblog, but the post was too good to shorten.

    And last time I checked the bidding was up to $9200.00.

  • Klebold’s car back on the auction block

    Klebold’s car back on the auction block

    Columbine killer’s car back on the market:

    The assclown who was trying to sell Dylan Klebold’s BMW on eBay has now set up an auction site just to sell the car…

    A man who responded to a Rocky Mountain News inquiry to the seller’s Web site said he and a friend are selling the vehicle, but that they never intended to make money “off the victims or their families.”

    “It’s just trying to make the most of it and get rid of it,” said the caller, who declined to give his name.

    He said his friend had bought the car and “doesn’t want to just trash it. . . . So we want to try and recoup those costs, and if we make a few bucks on top of it, so be it.”

    So if you’re not trying to make money off the victims or not attempting to trivialize Columbine, then why are you advertising it as Dylan Klebold’s car?

    I’m not going to go on a long rant about this. I just have some advice for the guys trying to sell the car. Keep the money you paid for the car. If you make any profit, I would suggest donating it to charity because karma can be a bitch, as they say.

    If I had the money, I’d buy it myself so I could trash it and send it to the pits of hell to be reunited with its owner.

  • Klebold’s car on eBay

    Klebold’s car on eBay

    Klebold Columbine Car Pulled From Online Auction:

    The car that once belonged to Columbine killer and scumbag Dylan Klebold, which was carrying explosives the day of the massacre, was almost auctioned off on eBay.

    The auctioned was pulled from eBay for violating their terms of service in regard to “murderabilia”.

    The car was turned back over to Klebold’s parents a year later and its ownership after that point was not known.

    The seller of the car did not respond to e-mails from the Rocky Mountain News seeking comment but posted a comment earlier on eBay that the vehicle was purchased without knowing the previous ownership.

    “Once I found out it was Klebold’s I put it up here,” the seller wrote. He indicated the car is still in the Denver area.

    I wonder how many of the mutants will make the trek to Denver to try to find this car so they can live out their mutant masturbatory fantasies.

    Speaking of the mutants, this is what some of them had to say about the car being auctioned off…

    omg thats horrible. i wouldn’t buy it i might get haunted by dylan because it’s his personal belonging. i hear if you have personal belonging of a deceased person they will followyou around and haunt you. don’t know if it’s tue or not..

    All righty then. 🙄

    And then there was this…

    What are you all fussing about?! I *so* would have bought it if I could have! And most of you would be lying if you said you didn’t want it!

    There was no word if any of the female mutants wanted to conceive Klebold’s ghost babies in it.

  • On ghosts and hordes

    On ghosts and hordes

    It’s been a while since I pissed on the mutants’ cornflakes and there’s nothing that caught my eye in the news today, so I thought I’d give everyone another little taste of what is going on in the minds of mutants.

    Every once in a while, I get a tip from someone who peruses message boards and websites that pay homage to the Columbine killers, scumbags Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. Today I got two good tips.

    The first one is from someone who claims that they might have had a “spiritual” encounter with Dylan Klebold…

    Last night at around 2 AM i was sitting on my arse at my computer brushing upon my facts of the 2 lovely boys. When i was thinking, what if dylan and eric’s spirits were still around? And i just starting thinking to myself how awesome that would be if Dylan were a ghost..and my friend. Yes call me weird. haha but anywho…the really weird part is…is a few minutes after i was thinking these things…my teevee turns off on its own. And when i get up to turn it back on….i go back and sit at my computer…and it turns off again. Then i unplugged it and it never turned back on. But i started talking as if Dylan was in my room.

    i dont know…i can tell you one thing though, i slept like a baby last night with the fact that MAYBE he was there :]

    Lovely boys? I’d hate to see what their definition of atrocious is. You know, maybe if you didn’t romanticize about mass murderers, you could get a real friend instead of your imaginary killer ghost friend.

    The second one comes from a thread started by someone who can’t seem to quit me. My name was brought up in vain, as usual, and when one of the newer mutants asked who I was, this the reply that was posted…

    Hates Eric and Dylan. Refuses to believe they were bullied even though hordes of facts has been presented to him stating they were. Thinks they were “cowardly psychopaths” Basically he’s a narrow-minded arrogant asshole who refuses to admit he’s wrong.

    Hordes of facts? The only fact I saw was that some kid teased one of them in gym class. Like I keep asking if they were bullied, give me the names of their bullies and not just the ever-generic “jocks”.

    I’ve presented facts that state they were bullies rather than the bullied, and the mutants can’t admit they’re wrong yet I’m the narrow-minded arrogant asshole. And don’t forget they weren’t just “cowardly psychopaths” they’re also lowlife scumbags that are rotting in hell. But hey, it’s a free country. If you want to spend the rest of your days with your bitterness and hate, then, by all means, go ahead. The rest of us will be over here living well-adjusted lives.

  • Birthday in Hell III

    Birthday in Hell III

    It seems I’ve riled the mutants once again. Apparently, they’re none too happy with the birthday wishes I had for their cowardly hero Dylan Klebold. One of my sources found this posted to one of the mutant message boards…

    Look at the one at the top.

    Some people have no tolerance or compassion.

    You mean like the tolerance and compassion that two teenage mass murderers had for their 13 victims?

    Hello Kettle, the Pot is holding on line 2.

  • Request from a mutant

    Request from a mutant

    I got an e-mail today from the webmaster whose site I got the quotes from for both Birthdays in Hell entries which can be found here and here. Here is the e-mail in most of its entirety…

    Hello Trench,

    My name is Chris and i’m the owner of (URL of mutant website).
    I received a note that you posted some text of my homepage:

    You didn’t ask for my permission to post whats on my website.
    I am copyrighted so therefore you must delete what youve taken from my website.

    Please put this stuff you copy off

    Thank you

    Chris

    First off, I wonder which mutant sent him a note. Like I need to ask. WMD.

    Anyway, as to your request, um…

    (more…)
  • Birthday in Hell II

    Birthday in Hell II

    September 11th is not a good day in American history. Not only was it the day of the deadliest attack on American soil, but 24 years ago today, one of the Columbine gunmen, Dylan Klebold was vomited forth from his mother’s womb. And like I presented to you last Friday, the mutant worshipers of this cowardly scumbag had birthday wishes for him…

    Saxdomine:

    Hey Dylan!
    Congrats on NBK man! I know it didnt go the way you wanted it but it was closeSo 24? Big man! To bad your dead! Youd be one hott mofo!! Hell! you were when you were alive!! Anyway I wanted to wish you a happy b-day, and tell you that Ill be celebrating by turning 16! Haha your only 8 years older than me… nadda lot! haha

    Happy BDay Sexy!

    Because as we all know, mass murderers are sexy. 🙄 Are today’s kids really this stupid? I hope this mutant is just an annoying minority.

    O.:

    Man, i wish we could have met before you did your mission with Reb, then we could fuck the world up together. I swear, on day, it will be fucking HELL ON EARTH! 24 years old, hum, you might don’t even give a fuck now, and i hope for you that you are not burning in hell… No… i guess you are nowhere, exept in some memories. Be patient

    Mission? No. It was nothing more than a killing spree. Missions are for soldiers, not cowards. At least this mutant realizes that his hero is burning in hell.

    Misty:

    ~Dylan~
    Your a very special person to many. I hope somehow you know this wherever you may be. I can’t even begin to express, how much you’ve helped me in my life. You will forever be cherished.
    Happy Birthday VoDkA!!<3
    -Misty-

    If a mass murdering scumbag helped your life, then it must be really fucked up. You might want to get some real help instead.

    Emerald:

    Dylan,

    I’m glad you’ve finally found your ‘wam place’. You’ve done so much for me, and for many others as well. I hope your family, and you as well, have a day filled with good memories and the kindest smiles for you. You’ll be in our thoughts- know that many people care about you.

    Happy, Happy Birthday, Dylan.

    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

    -Emerald

    He might not have found a “wam place” but we all know where his “warm place” is. Could it be…HELL!!!

    Tish:

    Dear Dylan,

    I want to wish you a happy 24th birthday today. You were a very special person to all of your family and friends, and I know that they are all keeping you in their hearts today. All of us are also keeping you in our hearts, and we wish you the best birthday ever.

    Tish,
    Webmaster of (some mutant website)

    Ok, I added that last part because I’m not about to give free advertisements for mutants. Klebold was not a special person. He was just a cowardly killing psychopath. What about the family and friends of the true 13 victims? I bet they’re not celebrating this cowardly scumbag’s birthday.

    And like I said before if these were all just teenage kids it might be dismissed as just a phase. But some of these people are adults. Are your lives so unfulfilled that you have to live your lives through mass murderers? Do you still hold on to high school even though it’s years behind you? You should have dropped the “woe is me” attitude the day they handed you the diploma. Or the day you dropped out.

    And parents, any one of these could be your kids. Do you want to be the next parent that’s being reviled in the media? No? Then do something about it.