TheTrenchcoat Chronicles

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  • Birthday in Hell II

    Birthday in Hell II

    September 11th is not a good day in American history. Not only was it the day of the deadliest attack on American soil, but 24 years ago today, one of the Columbine gunmen, Dylan Klebold was vomited forth from his mother’s womb. And like I presented to you last Friday, the mutant worshipers of this cowardly scumbag had birthday wishes for him…

    Saxdomine:

    Hey Dylan!
    Congrats on NBK man! I know it didnt go the way you wanted it but it was closeSo 24? Big man! To bad your dead! Youd be one hott mofo!! Hell! you were when you were alive!! Anyway I wanted to wish you a happy b-day, and tell you that Ill be celebrating by turning 16! Haha your only 8 years older than me… nadda lot! haha

    Happy BDay Sexy!

    Because as we all know, mass murderers are sexy. 🙄 Are today’s kids really this stupid? I hope this mutant is just an annoying minority.

    O.:

    Man, i wish we could have met before you did your mission with Reb, then we could fuck the world up together. I swear, on day, it will be fucking HELL ON EARTH! 24 years old, hum, you might don’t even give a fuck now, and i hope for you that you are not burning in hell… No… i guess you are nowhere, exept in some memories. Be patient

    Mission? No. It was nothing more than a killing spree. Missions are for soldiers, not cowards. At least this mutant realizes that his hero is burning in hell.

    Misty:

    ~Dylan~
    Your a very special person to many. I hope somehow you know this wherever you may be. I can’t even begin to express, how much you’ve helped me in my life. You will forever be cherished.
    Happy Birthday VoDkA!!<3
    -Misty-

    If a mass murdering scumbag helped your life, then it must be really fucked up. You might want to get some real help instead.

    Emerald:

    Dylan,

    I’m glad you’ve finally found your ‘wam place’. You’ve done so much for me, and for many others as well. I hope your family, and you as well, have a day filled with good memories and the kindest smiles for you. You’ll be in our thoughts- know that many people care about you.

    Happy, Happy Birthday, Dylan.

    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

    -Emerald

    He might not have found a “wam place” but we all know where his “warm place” is. Could it be…HELL!!!

    Tish:

    Dear Dylan,

    I want to wish you a happy 24th birthday today. You were a very special person to all of your family and friends, and I know that they are all keeping you in their hearts today. All of us are also keeping you in our hearts, and we wish you the best birthday ever.

    Tish,
    Webmaster of (some mutant website)

    Ok, I added that last part because I’m not about to give free advertisements for mutants. Klebold was not a special person. He was just a cowardly killing psychopath. What about the family and friends of the true 13 victims? I bet they’re not celebrating this cowardly scumbag’s birthday.

    And like I said before if these were all just teenage kids it might be dismissed as just a phase. But some of these people are adults. Are your lives so unfulfilled that you have to live your lives through mass murderers? Do you still hold on to high school even though it’s years behind you? You should have dropped the “woe is me” attitude the day they handed you the diploma. Or the day you dropped out.

    And parents, any one of these could be your kids. Do you want to be the next parent that’s being reviled in the media? No? Then do something about it.

  • Do they have birthdays in hell?

    Do they have birthdays in hell?

    Wow. It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these. I’ve been really slacking off in my duties.

    Anyway, while I was lurking in the valley of the shadow of the mutants I came across a German website dedicated to the two cowardly scumbags Columbine killers, Harris and Klebold.

    The site is mainly in German (duh) and I’m sorry I’m not as continental as you, but I don’t speak German. However, there is some English on the site, and it’s in a section where mutants have bid birthday wishes to Harris and Klebold. Here are just some of the selections…

    Hey Eric,
    Happy Birthday! I cant wait until we meet in death. I’m sure your kickin it with Dylan and maybe Jeff right now. Your my hero, you and Dylan had the balls to what I can probally never do. Yes I could kill someone, but to pull a mass murder and then have the curage to let your lives go. I bow down to you for that. Not for leting yourself go, but doing what maybe everyone wants to do at some piont. Sometimes I swear I can feel you near me. But then again it could be my imangination that I want to know and be with you so badly. I think everyone here does. Dylan was right you guys are fucking god like.

    RIP Eric. I will always be by your side, and I love you.

    ~Sara “RebVodKa420FOREVER”

    ***

    Wazzup, D? Mmm.. I have no idea how to go about this. I’ve never written to a dead person before -especially not one as controversial as you. But I suppose I could just write what I feel.. So, as you predicted, you and Eric did have followers, and I suppose I fit into that category. I’m still trying my best to just accept it, but it’s not that easy. But you know what I’ve been thinking? I want to be you. I want that so much sometimes. I wish I had the courage to just act out my emotions. Some would argue that the difference between you and me is that I’m not stupid enough to act it out, and they’re probably right. But still.. The rush you must have felt is something I crave. I want it. I need it. But I can never have it. It would be such a bad idea. But oh, how I wish it was me in the library next to Eric resting quietly on his knee. If only you could have seen the chaos. What a birthday present, huh?

    ***

    Happy 23rd Birthday Dylan! Though We Never Met, I Still Care About You. You Will Be Remembered And Will Be In My Prayers 4-Ever. I Don’t See You As The Mean Person The Media Has Made You Out To Be- You’re Simply The Sweet, Shy, Nice Guy That I See. On Your Behalf I Will Blow Out A Candle 4 You On This Very Special Day- I Wish You The Best And May You Rest In Peace.

    Lots Of Love,
    Cindy

    I’d like to say parents, these could be your kids, but truth be told, some of these people are actually adults and that truly is scary.

  • Mutant See. Mutant Do.

    Mutant See. Mutant Do.

    Echoes Of Columbine:

    This is what leads me to believe that Jeff Weise was a Harris and Klebold worshiping mutant…

    Gunmen at both schools had been placed in disciplinary programs. They smiled as they shot their classmates. Witnesses at both schools recounted the gunmen asking victims if they believed in God, and shooting them after they said yes.

    The Minnesota shooter, Jeff Weise, was a troubled adolescent, outsider at school, and extrovert in cyberspace, with a fascination for Adolf Hitler and a penchant for darkness — from his clothes to his imagination.

    The media has it wrong. It’s not coincidence, it’s emulation. Jeff Weise asked one of his victims if he believed in God before shooting him. Allegedly, Eric Harris asked Cassie Bernall if she believed in God before shooting her, even though that claim is in dispute. Why else would Jeff Weise ask one of his victims that?

    Well, now he can imitate his heroes in hell.

  • More on the Mall Shooter

    More on the Mall Shooter

    Mall shooting suspect wanted to die, uncle says:

    The uncle and father of mall shooter Robert Bonelli Jr. dispute that he was obsessed with Columbine…

    “This had nothing to do with skinheads, it had nothing to do with Nazism, it had nothing to do with Columbine,” said the uncle, a Lake Katrine resident. “It had to do with something that they don’t even know about. … It didn’t drive him to go kill somebody. It drove him to have himself killed by law enforcement. …

    They also put out a dangerous opinion…

    Robert Sr. said his son had Columbine-related materials only because he related to the shooters, who also were outcasts.

    “I would not call it a fascination, but it was like a common personality, where they were picked on and ridiculed,”.

    Relating to mass murderers and sharing a common personality is not a good thing. If more of these “fascinations” are allowed to be tolerated or dismissed by family and friends, the more occurrences of these incidents will arise. And maybe next time the outcome won’t be so fortunate.

  • Mutant Rabbit

    Mutant Rabbit

    Police Say Rapper Inspired Shootings:

    This is the first I’ve heard of this, but according to this “source” police found bootleg copies of underground rap artist Dead Rabbit’s hit underground song, “Casa Rebel.”

    According to the “article”, the “song” “Casa Rebel” is a vivid description of a Columbine-like massacre. Who knew that rappers could be mutants? Here’s a description of the alleged “artist”…

    Dead Rabbit’s music often describes violence as a form of protest. From killing preppie students to bombing a popular “yuppie” nightspot in Sacramento, CA, Dead Rabbit promotes the destruction of the “1 percent”; a slang term for the ruling class.

    Well, isn’t that special. No hidden meanings there, I guess. The “artist” also released a statement on his website…

    “While we are saddened that innocent people have been hurt by Bonelli, the reason by the shooting must be fully explored. Whether it was a random action or a political statement must be discovered. If he was truly inspired by our music, then neither his aim nor location (of the shooting) should be in doubt.”

    Saddened. Right. This guy is probably ecstatic that one of his songs was found on a would be killer. Now he’s using this near tragedy to try to further his own “career” and agenda. I wonder if he would have changed his tune if someone had actually died.

    Silly rabbit. Tricks are for kids.

  • More Mall Mutant

    More Mall Mutant

    Just some more news tidbits about Robert Bonelli, the New York State mall shooter.

    According to the Albany Times Union, when Bonelli was questioned by police he said that if he didn’t go to the mall on Sunday he would have gone to a school on Monday. No word on which school he would have gone to.

    The New York Post states that Bonelli dropped out of school at the age of 16. No word on why he dropped out.

    So let’s put the timeline in perspective. He drops out at age 16 for whatever reason, becomes obsessed with Columbine at age 19, then 6 years later, shoots up the local mall.

    It will be interesting if the true motive is ever revealed.

  • More Arrests in Mall Shooting

    More Arrests in Mall Shooting

    More arrests made in connection with mall shooting:

    Police have arrested two more people in connection with the New York State mall shooting. Kenneth Stine and Liborio Valguarnera, both 25, were arrested Monday night for violating federal explosive laws…

    The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms said the two were holding onto an arsenal of weapons, as well as information and videos on how to build pipe bombs. It seems police spotted the two men on a videotape found in Bonelli’s house. All three were seen making and detonating pipe bombs.

    No word yet on whether or not these two are mutants too, but I wouldn’t lay odds against it.

    UPDATE: According to this Newsday article, the ATF found nine long guns, a handgun, ammunition, and a pipe bomb fuse were found at Stine’s house.

  • Mall gunman, mutant

    Mall gunman, mutant

    DA: Suspected mall gunman was fascinated with the Columbine massacre:

    (Log in info) Well, this is an interesting turn of events. It turns out that the gunman who opened fire in the Hudson Valley Mall in New York is, in fact, a mutant.

    Robert Bonelli, 24, wounded two people in the mall, including a National Guard recruiter who may lose his leg. Bonelli faces 25 years. Police found a cache of what they call “Columbine memorabilia” in the house that he shares with his father…

    “We may never know specifically what his intentions were, or what his motivations were,” Williams said. “However, we are deeply disturbed and troubled by the recovery of Columbine memorabilia from his property.”

    It will be interesting to see what motive, if any, comes out of this.

  • The Mutants Are Rankled

    The Mutants Are Rankled

    And there’s nothing worse than a rankled mutant. Anyway, I found this posted on a pro-mutant message board. And by mutant I mean people who either worship or sympathize with the Columbine killers Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold or who feel they were justified in killing 13 people. Yes, there are actually people like this out there.

    This guy’s hobby is to look for websites that don’t conform to The Lords of Denial. He claims to have downloaded a large number of them onto CD’s and turned them over to “law enforcement authorities.” Wow. My hero. He’s going to save civilization from the retaliation of its whipping boys. And like all of the other self appointed saviors of society, he claims to have been bullied too. Of course, he got over it like a good, little conformist and became a productive citizen, free from latent anger. Perhaps if all the other victims of community sanctioned sadism would just realize what their true place in the natural order of things was, we wouldn’t have any arguments.

    Heil Hoffschneider!!

    That’s called forgetting history. Historians are always warning us not to do that.

    So let me get this straight. Rather than moving on from what happened to me in school, I should just ball it up inside and carry it with me until my dying days? No, thanks. If you do that, then the assclowns who bullied you are still bullying you. Why would you want to let them win? The old saying goes, “Living well is the best revenge”. If you’re going to carry around that hate with you for the rest of your life, then you’re not living well. That makes me feel sorry for you.

  • No Sympathy for Killers

    No Sympathy for Killers

    Occasionally, I lurk at message boards and discussion groups that are sympathetic or downright worship killer scumbags, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. Even after 5 years, I am still amazed at some of the things that people post. For example, I found this posted the other day on one of the discussion groups…

    My heart goes out to Eric and Dylan: they were normal kids who played soccer and baseball, who planned on going to college or joining the military. They had normal parents and friends, they were not the monsters that the media—based on very little information—made them out to be after the fact. I am so glad I have found other people here who actually understand that!

    Yeah, they were just normal kids. As we all know, all normal kids stockpile weapons and explosives in their house and go on to kill 13 people. Just your average, normal kids.

    Ok, sarcasm aside, what bothered me most about this post that it wasn’t from some angst-ridden goth wannabe high school kid. After checking the author’s website, it turns out that the author is a well-dressed, well-behaved, well-spoken, college student.

    One of my fears is that this “sympathy for killers” mindset will start to gain legitimacy in the mainstream. Which I guess means I have to repeat myself once again for the sake of common sense…

    ahem…

    First of all, I don’t think that Harris and Klebold were bullied. If anything, they were the bullies themselves. Even if they were bullied, it’s no excuse to gun down 13 people who had little to no connection with them.

    They did not have normal parents. They had parents who were obviously very lax in their parenting skills. Allowing an arsenal to be amassed under their noses is proof of that, not to mention the fact that the Klebolds feel like they did nothing wrong. They may not be monsters to you, but considering they’re mass murderers the term monster might not be that much of a stretch.

    Nothing that ever happened to those two scumbags warranted the merciless execution of 13 people. Harris and Klebold were not victims nor martyrs nor heroes. They were nothing but cowards, undeserving of anyone’s praise for their actions.