Wanted to bid a hearty welcome to all the mutants coming over from one of the mutant message boards. And just like your heroes, you’re being cowards by hiding behind a locked message board. Which makes me realize most message boards, blogs, and journals that are run by mutants are usually locked to the outside world. Why all the secrecy? Are you ashamed of whatever you’re posting? Afraid of dissenting opinion? I mean all my posts are open. I’m not afraid of dissenting opinion. But Trench, you ban people from your site all the time. True but those people are 3 McNuggets short of a Happy Meal and don’t offer anything to the conversation let alone society. So why don’t you stop operating in the shadows like the mutants you are? Come out into the light. You just may like it.
Tag: columbiner
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Request from a mutant
I got an e-mail today from the webmaster whose site I got the quotes from for both Birthdays in Hell entries which can be found here and here. Here is the e-mail in most of its entirety…
Hello Trench,
My name is Chris and i’m the owner of (URL of mutant website).
I received a note that you posted some text of my homepage:You didn’t ask for my permission to post whats on my website.
I am copyrighted so therefore you must delete what youve taken from my website.Please put this stuff you copy off
Thank you
Chris
First off I wonder which mutant sent him a note. Like I need to ask. WMD.
Anyway, as to your request, um…
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Anatomy of a Mutant
I received an e-mail today from one of my usual mutants. For those of you new to the party there are two breeds of mutant. Today we’re going to deal with the most predominant form of mutant, the school shooter-worshipping mutant. This particular mutant by the name of Edgar has a problem with the way I run things around here. He’s been previously banned for…well…being a mutant so he sent me the following e-mail…
This is from: Ed
I just want to let you know, trench, that I’m deeply offended by some of the things you and your supporters say about the shooters. They were the only inspiration in my life and just because I am a ‘mutant’ as you childishly call us doesn’t mean I’m inhuman or less deserving of respect than any of you.
Ok, Edgar, I want you to argue your point of view with me. For a limited time, I have rescinded your banishment to the cornfield in order to participate in this thread and this thread alone. Post in any other thread and your ban will be reinstated. I also want my regular commenters to participate as well except there will be no name calling. No patronizing. We’re all going to discuss this like adults.
My first questions to you Edgar are…
Are you still in school?
If so what grade?
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Birthday in Hell II
September 11th is not a good day in American history. Not only was it the day of the deadliest attack on American soil but 24 years ago today one of the Columbine gunmen Dylan Klebold was vomited forth from his mother’s womb. And like I presented to you last Friday the mutant worshippers of this cowardly scumbag had birthday wishes for him…
Saxdomine:
Hey Dylan!
Congrats on NBK man! I know it didnt go the way you wanted it but it was closeSo 24? Big man! To bad your dead! Youd be one hott mofo!! Hell! you were when you were alive!! Anyway I wanted to wish you a happy b-day, and tell you that Ill be celebrating by turning 16! Haha your only 8 years older than me… nadda lot! hahaHappy BDay Sexy!
Because as we all know mass murderers are sexy. 🙄 Are today’s kids really this stupid? I hope this mutant is just an annoying minority.
O.:
Man, i wish we could have met before you did your mission with Reb, then we could fuck the world up together. I swear, on day, it will be fucking HELL ON EARTH! 24 years old, hum, you might don’t even give a fuck now, and i hope for you that you are not burning in hell… No… i guess you are nowhere, exept in some memories. Be patient
Mission? No. It was nothing more than a killing spree. Missions are for soldiers, not cowards. At least this mutant realizes that his hero is burning in hell.
Misty:
~Dylan~
Your a very special person to many. I hope somehow you know this wherever you may be. I can’t even begin to express, how much you’ve helped me in my life. You will forever be cherished.
Happy Birthday VoDkA!!<3
-Misty-If a mass murdering scumbag helped your life then it must be really fucked up. You might want to get some real help instead.
Emerald:
Dylan,
I’m glad you’ve finally found your ‘wam place’. You’ve done so much for me, and for many others as well. I hope your family, and you as well, have a day filled with good memories and the kindest smiles for you. You’ll be in our thoughts- know that many people care about you.
Happy, Happy Birthday, Dylan.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
-Emerald
He might not have found a “wam place” but we all know where his “warm place” is. Could it be…HELL!!!
Tish:
Dear Dylan,
I want to wish you a happy 24th birthday today. You were a very special person to all of your family and friends, and I know that they are all keeping you in their hearts today. All of us are also keeping you in our hearts, and we wish you the best birthday ever.
Tish,
Webmaster of (some mutant website)Ok, I added that last part because I’m not about to give free advertisements for mutants. Klebold was not a special person. He was just a cowardly killing psychopath. What about the family and friends of the true 13 victims? I bet they’re not celebrating this cowardly scumbag’s birthday.
And like I said before if these were all just teenage kids it might be dismissed as just a phase. But some of these people are adults. Are your lives so unfulfilled that you have to live your lives through mass murderers? Do you still hold on to high school even though it’s years behind you? You should have dropped the “woe is me” attitude the day they handed you the diploma. Or the day you dropped out.
And parents, any one of these could be your kids. Do you want to be the next parent that’s being reviled in the media? No? Then do something about it.
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Do they have birthdays in hell?
Wow. It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these. I’ve been really slacking off in my fascist duties. Anyway, while I was lurking in the valley of the shadow of the mutants I came across a German website dedicated to the two cowardly scumbags Columbine killers Harris and Klebold. The site is mainly in German (duh) and I’m sorry I’m not as continental as you but I don’t speak German. However, there is some English on the site and it’s in a section where mutants have bid birthday wishes to Harris and Klebold. Here are just some of the selections…
Hey Eric,
Happy Birthday! I cant wait until we meet in death. I’m sure your kickin it with Dylan and maybe Jeff right now. Your my hero, you and Dylan had the balls to what I can probally never do. Yes I could kill someone, but to pull a mass murder and then have the curage to let your lives go. I bow down to you for that. Not for leting yourself go, but doing what maybe everyone wants to do at some piont. Sometimes I swear I can feel you near me. But then again it could be my imangination that I want to know and be with you so badly. I think everyone here does. Dylan was right you guys are fucking god like.RIP Eric. I will always be by your side, and I love you.
~Sara “RebVodKa420FOREVER”
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Wazzup, D? Mmm.. I have no idea how to go about this. I’ve never written to a dead person before -especially not one as controversial as you. But I suppose I could just write what I feel.. So, as you predicted, you and Eric did have followers, and I suppose I fit into that category. I’m still trying my best to just accept it, but it’s not that easy. But you know what I’ve been thinking? I want to be you. I want that so much sometimes. I wish I had the courage to just act out my emotions. Some would argue that the difference between you and me is that I’m not stupid enough to act it out, and they’re probably right. But still.. The rush you must have felt is something I crave. I want it. I need it. But I can never have it. It would be such a bad idea. But oh, how I wish it was me in the library next to Eric resting quietly on his knee. If only you could have seen the chaos. What a birthday present, huh?
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Happy 23rd Birthday Dylan! Though We Never Met, I Still Care About You. You Will Be Remembered And Will Be In My Prayers 4-Ever. I Don’t See You As The Mean Person The Media Has Made You Out To Be- You’re Simply The Sweet, Shy, Nice Guy That I See. On Your Behalf I Will Blow Out A Candle 4 You On This Very Special Day- I Wish You The Best And May You Rest In Peace.
Lots Of Love,
CindyI’d like to say parents these could be your kids but truth be told some of these people are actually adults and that truly is scary.
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Mutant See. Mutant Do.
This is what leads me to believe that Jeff Weise was a Harris and Klebold worshiping mutant…
Gunmen at both schools had been placed in disciplinary programs. They smiled as they shot their classmates. Witnesses at both schools recounted the gunmen asking victims if they believed in God, and shooting them after they said yes.
The Minnesota shooter, Jeff Weise, was a troubled adolescent, outsider at school, and extrovert in cyberspace, with a fascination for Adolf Hitler and a penchant for darkness — from his clothes to his imagination.
The media has it wrong. It’s not coincidence, it’s emulation. Jeff Weise asked one of his victims if he believed in God before shooting him. Allegedly, Eric Harris asked Cassie Bernall if she believed in God before shooting her, even though that claim is in dispute. Why else would Jeff Weise ask one of his victims that?
Well, now he can imitate his heroes in hell.
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More on the Mall Shooter
Mall shooting suspect wanted to die, uncle says:
The uncle and father of mall shooter Robert Bonelli Jr. dispute that he was obsessed with Columbine…
“This had nothing to do with skinheads, it had nothing to do with Nazism, it had nothing to do with Columbine,” said the uncle, a Lake Katrine resident. “It had to do with something that they don’t even know about. … It didn’t drive him to go kill somebody. It drove him to have himself killed by law enforcement. …
They also put out a dangerous opinion…
Robert Sr. said his son had Columbine-related materials only because he related to the shooters, who also were outcasts.
“I would not call it a fascination, but it was like a common personality, where they were picked on and ridiculed,”.
Relating to mass murderers and sharing a common personality is not a good thing. If more of these “fascinations” are allowed to be tolerated or dismissed by family and friends, the more occurrences of these incidents will arise. And maybe next time the outcome won’t be so fortunate.
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Mutant Rabbit
Police Say Rapper Inspired Shootings:
This is the first I’ve heard of this, but according to this “source” police found bootleg copies of underground rap artist Dead Rabbit’s hit underground song, “Casa Rebel.”
According to the “article”, the “song” “Casa Rebel” is a vivid description of a Columbine-like massacre. Who knew that rappers could be mutants? Here’s a description of the alleged “artist”…
Dead Rabbit’s music often describes violence as a form of protest. From killing preppie students to bombing a popular “yuppie” nightspot in Sacramento, CA, Dead Rabbit promotes the destruction of the “1 percent”; a slang term for the ruling class.
Well, isn’t that special. No hidden meanings there, I guess. The “artist” also released a statement on his website…
“While we are saddened that innocent people have been hurt by Bonelli, the reason by the shooting must be fully explored. Whether it was a random action or a political statement must be discovered. If he was truly inspired by our music, then neither his aim nor location (of the shooting) should be in doubt.”
Saddened. Right. This guy is probably ecstatic that one of his songs was found on a would be killer. Now he’s using this near tragedy to try to further his own “career” and agenda. I wonder if he would have changed his tune if someone had actually died.
Silly rabbit. Tricks are for kids.
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More Mall Mutant
Just some more news tidbits about Robert Bonelli, the New York State mall shooter.
According to the Albany Times Union, when Bonelli was questioned by police he said that if he didn’t go to the mall on Sunday he would have gone to a school on Monday. No word on which school he would have gone to.
The New York Post states that Bonelli dropped out of school at the age of 16. No word on why he dropped out.
So let’s put the timeline in perspective. He drops out at age 16 for whatever reason, becomes obsessed with Columbine at age 19, then 6 years later, shoots up the local mall.
It will be interesting if the true motive is ever revealed.
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More Arrests in Mall Shooting
More arrests made in connection with mall shooting:
Police have arrested two more people in connection with the New York State mall shooting. Kenneth Stine and Liborio Valguarnera, both 25, were arrested Monday night for violating federal explosive laws…
The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms said the two were holding onto an arsenal of weapons, as well as information and videos on how to build pipe bombs. It seems police spotted the two men on a videotape found in Bonelli’s house. All three were seen making and detonating pipe bombs.
No word yet on whether or not these two are mutants too, but I wouldn’t lay odds against it.
UPDATE: According to this Newsday article, the ATF found nine long guns, a handgun, ammunition, and a pipe bomb fuse were found at Stine’s house.