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  • Meet the new boss…

    Meet the new boss…

    Gore out! Lieberman in?:

    The Good news is Gore isn’t going to run in 2004. The bad news is Lieberman might. To me, there really is no difference between the two. They’re both about censorship. Think about it. Al’s wife Tipper was all about censoring music with the PMRC back in the 80s. Al was 100% behind her.

    When Gore was running in 2000 he constantly spoke about how the entertainment industry needs to tone things down or face government reprisal. Yet, he took most of his campaign money from Hollywood bigwigs.

    Lieberman is a member of the PTC. A group with similar goals to that of the PMRC, but more interested in television and video games than music. His group basically thinks they know what’s best for everybody and what programs everyone should be watching.

    They were most recently in the news protesting the Victoria’s Secret special that was on. If Lieberman runs, I’ll do everything within my power to see that Bush gets re-elected. I don’t want the government telling me what I can and can’t watch.

  • Sharpie Sodomy

    Sharpie Sodomy

    Methodist football player says hazing was humiliating:

    Thanks again to BadJocks.com for this one. The football player who was sodomized by his teammates with a Sharpie has finally spoken out about it. What really pissed me off was the “punishment” that was handed down by Methodist College towards the rapists. According to the article…

    Methodist officials have punished five of the seven players.

    Punishments range from suspension and psychological counseling to unspecified monetary fines. The two other players are required to undergo counseling, said Cynthia Curtis, a Methodist spokeswoman.

    Excuse me??? Why weren’t expulsions handed down? Sodomizing anyone with any object against their will is rape. They need to be expelled and arrested. Just put them in a state pen for just one day, and they’ll be sodomized by all sorts of objects.

  • More Athletic Sodomy

    More Athletic Sodomy

    I found this article thanks to BadJocks.com.

    Two expelled over hazing:

    In this instance, two Georgia high school wrestlers who were seniors attempted to sodomize a freshman wrestler with a jump rope handle. The seniors were expelled and face criminal charges.

    One of the fathers of the seniors said that his son was being made a scapegoat and that it’s the school’s fault for not properly supervising these kids. Yes, some responsibility should fall on the school, but did you ever think of telling your son that it’s not ok to rape other athletes with a jump rope handle?

    A father was also being quoted as saying that hazing has been a long-standing tradition at this school. I’m sorry, but where I come from, forced sodomy is not a tradition. No wonder these kids are so fucked up in the head. It’s because their parents do nothing to discourage this kind of behavior.

  • Illegal Penetration of the End zone

    Illegal Penetration of the End zone

    Methodist college charges seven in hazing incident:

    Again I ask what is wrong with athletes? In Fayetteville, NC, a college football player was charged with sodomizing one of his teammates with a pen. You have to really get in there to sodomize someone with a pen. Cavity searches are probably less personal. The player has not been suspended, but may be expelled. WTF??? The player should have been expelled immediately. If it was a sexual assault on a female student, he would have been expelled on the spot. Then again, he is a football player so he probably would have only been suspended for a practice.

    What gets me is school athletes are usually the most homophobic people in the world. Yet, they have no problem with dragging their testicles across a teammate’s face or inserting something in his ass. Any form of hazing, especially this form, should be grounds for expulsion on any campus.

  • Einhorn Trial

    Einhorn Trial

    Einhorn testifies at own trial:

    So Einhorn says that he didn’t kill his girlfriend in 1977, but the CIA was trying to frame him for his research into “psychic warfare”. Here’s what happened. Neighbors of Einhorn complained about the stench coming from his apartment. Police then found Holly Maddux’s body in a trunk in Einhorn’s closet. While Einhorn was home, if I remember correctly. Even the biggest of conspiracy theorists have to say that this is a stretch.

  • Why I Hate France

    Why I Hate France

    One of the reasons I hate France:

    Ira Einhorn was a hippy guru from the 70s. He was arrested for killing his girlfriend Holly Maddux in Philadelphia in 1979. Her remains were found in a steamer trunk and had obviously been there for a while. He fled the country. He was tried and convicted in absentia. In 1997, he was arrested in France, but there’s a catch. We couldn’t get him back unless we promised not to seek the death penalty and grant him a new trial.

    What business is it of France to tell us how to treat our criminals? If anyone deserves the death penalty, it’s Einhorn.

    He also claims to have invented Earth Day. So that’s one more reason not to like Earth Day, either.

  • Happy Anniversary

    Happy Anniversary

    Tomorrow, September 28, in the year of our Lord 2002, marks the 5th anniversary of my website in some form or another. And since I don’t post on Saturdays right now, I’m going to celebrate today. It all started 5 years ago on a crappy little Tripod site that was started for me by a woman who called herself Sentira. She was the artist behind the original “TheTrenchcoat” picture. So Sentira if you’re out there somewhere reading this, thank you. And since that day I’ve been addicted to making and maintaining my websites.

    First, there was “The Lair of TheTrenchcoat” which also contained some of my (ugh)poetry. Then I started writing more, and I split the site in two and had The Lair plus “The Written Works of TheTrenchcoat” which were two completely different sites. Then Columbine happened, and I landed on the front page of the Washington comPost, so I decided to lie low. I changed the site to “Patrick Black: The Usual Suspect”. Then I changed it to “Suspect’s Symphony of Sychosis”. And eventually, I changed it to “The Written Works of the 13th Suspect”. After a while, I got tired of being a suspect and wanted to be a good guy again. So then I started “Patrick Black’s No Cure for Cancer” which for the first time featured a rant section. Then a friend of mine told me about Namezero which at the time was offering free top-level domain names. So I registered TheTrenchcoat.Org and split the sites up again into “The Written Works of TheTrenchcoat” and “The Gospel According to Vigilante 13”. Having 2 different names for the same persona didn’t last long, and I changed it to “The Gospel of TheTrenchcoat”. And those two stayed that way for a while. Then I tried my hand at a Real Audio music site called “Radio Free Trenchcoat” so now I had three separate sites. Then in April 2001, I signed up with Xanga and registered the domain name of thetrenchcoat.com. The idea was to have the Xanga site be a portal to my other three sites. That didn’t work out. So I combined “Gospel” and “Written” into “TheTrenchcoat Anthology” under thetrenchcoat.com and killed the music site. Then I found out how to host my own blog and added it to “The Anthology”. I made the blog the front page of the site, which is now what you see before you…”TheTrenchcoat Chronicles”. And in another year I’ll probably be calling it something else.

    And I’ve used several different web hosts as well. Tripod, Geocities, WBS/Go.com, Angelfire, Freeservers, 0catch, and V3 Space. And let me tell you, a paid host is the way to go.

  • The Names

    The Names

    Nothing really interested me in the news today…

    But this is from Fox News. A poem written by US poet laureate Billy Collins. I didn’t know we still had a poet laureate until today, either. Anyway, it’s called “The Names”.

  • Columbine Loses Staff

    Columbine Loses Staff

    Columbine High loses 60% of ’99 staff:

    So what? I’m surprised that not more of the 1999 staff have left. Why does the media have to keep dragging Columbine back into the spotlight? Can’t they just leave these people alone? Around the start of every school year since April 20, 1999, some news outlet has to do some update on the staff and students at Columbine. Stop picking the carcass of Columbine and let these people get on with their lives.

  • Jelly Donuts

    Jelly Donuts

    Anyway, I caught the Fozzy show in Charlotte last night. For those of you that don’t know, Fozzy is a band fronted by WWF wrestler Chris Jericho. They do mostly covers of heavy metal classics. So we got to the club around 8. It was an all-ages show and they meant it. They had underage kids who were obviously WWF fans and people in their 30s like me who are classic metal fans. Some of the people in their 30s though were dressed like it was 1985. Even if I could still fit into my skin-tight snakeskin pants, I wouldn’t wear them today.

    Sat at a table up in the balcony. I’m too old to be down on the floor anymore. But that didn’t stop me from having an obstructed view. People kept standing in front of me all night long. Once the show started I had a pretty good view.

    The opening act was a band from South Carolina called Thread. They were pretty good if you’re into Creed type rock. The lead singer needs some work, though. His voice was great, but his moves were stiff on stage. He kind of danced like Elaine on Seinfeld. And his attire was very un-rockstar-like. They left the stage at about 9:45.

    I went back downstairs and bought myself a Fozzy “We are huge rock stars” T-shirt. Fozzy took the stage at 10:30 and opened with a blistering version of Judas Priest’s “Freewheel Burning”. They did songs from their first CD like Twisted Sister’s Stay Hungry, Dio’s Stand up and Shout and Krokus’ Eat the Rich. And they did songs off the new CD like Accept’s Balls to the Wall. They also did some songs that aren’t on either CD like “Wrathchild” from Iron Maiden, “TNT” by ACDC, and Judas Priest’s “Breaking the Law”. I would say there were about a good 100 people in the club. Most of them up near the stage.

    Halfway through the set WWF wrestlers Matt Hardy and Lita showed up. The fans, for the most part, left them alone or treated them with respect. You go Charlotte.

    Of course, there was the one really drunk guy who was thrashing about like he was having a seizure, but he was “dancing”. He ended up knocking drinks out of people’s hands. He’s lucky he didn’t get the crap beaten out of him.

    During a break in the act, one of the guitarists says “jelly donuts” for no apparent reason. That became a running gag for the rest of the night. At points, even the crowd was chanting “JEL-LY DO-NUTS”.

    They closed out with Motley Crue’s “Livewire” at which point a mosh pit was formed in which their pig-like mascot Arthur started moshing too. They came back for an encore and did one of their originals “To Kill a Stranger” and then closed everything with the best version of the Scorpion’s “Rock You Like a Hurricane” I’ve ever heard. During that entire song, Matt Hardy kept making gestures like the wrestler named The Hurricane. WWF fans will get that and think that’s funny.

    We didn’t stick around to try to get autographs or anything because it was midnight and I had to work today. But I did buy the new CD on the way out from Arthur himself. I may have gotten some of the song orders screwed up, but I’m doing this off the top of my head. It was a kick-ass show. I felt like it was 1985 again. I was banging my head and pumping my fist all night. This is how rock shows should be. If you get the rare opportunity to go see Fozzy in your town, don’t pass up the chance. You can check out their website at FozzyRock.com.