Police to charge school athletes in sex assault:
Well, it looks like at least one police department is going to get it right. The Pennsylvania State Police are planning to file charges against the 3 Mepham High athletes who sodomized their younger teammates with broomsticks, golf balls, and pine cones. Hopefully, when they get to prison, they’ll be wishing for pine cones.
Link via Bad Jocks.
This one has been going on for a while now, but between the hurricane and the server change I haven’t had much time to talk about this.
Anyway let’s begin…
Mepham FB Players Accused of Sexually Abusing Teammates:
A Long Island High School football team goes to a training camp in Pennsylvania. The students are in separate quarters than the coaches. Guess what happens. 3 players get sodomized in a hazing incident. Reportedly with broomsticks. 3 players get suspended from the team but are allowed to stay in school, of course. It gets better.
Students who witnessed the events and their parents were refusing to come forward and were retaining lawyers. One parent’s quote…‘Well, we’re not getting involved.’ But wait, there’s more.
Teens Attacked 3 Times at Camp:
The three boys, junior varsity players at the Bellmore school, allegedly were sodomized with broomsticks, golf balls and…wait for it…. PINE CONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only reason the boys came forward in the first place is because one of them continued bleeding for several days later and required surgery.
So the school board canceled Mepham High’s football season, and rightfully so. But check out this quote from the mother of a player who obviously had no life of her own, so tries to live through her son…
But the mother of a ninth-grade player said the district, not the students, is responsible for what happened during the preseason football camp in Pennsylvania last month.
“I blame the school district because they let it happen,” the parent, who did not want to be identified, said yesterday afternoon. “A lot of the problems they have is due to lack of supervision at the camp.”
Sure, it’s the district’s fault. Hey, did you ever stop to think that maybe if these kids didn’t FORCE PINE CONES UP THEIR ASSES there would still be a football season? Dumbass. It doesn’t end there
Mepham Students Protest Board’s Decision:
30 football players, cheerleaders (of course) and supposed “supporters” (kids who wanted out of class), walked out of class and on to the football field to protest the school board’s decision to cancel the football season. The majority felt that the entire football team should not be punished for what 3 players did. Well maybe if some of the other players had tried to put a stop to it then that might not have been an issue assclown. As far as I’m concerned, this school should never be allowed to have a football team ever.
The three suspects have been suspended. They should be expelled, but that never happens to athletes. The Pennsylvania State Police are performing their own investigation, so let’s hope some arrests will be made. This time with some jail time.
I would love to hear from some buckethead jock either from Mepham or any other school defend sodomy hazing. C’mon and step up if you have the balls. Tell me why sodomizing someone with a pine cone to the point of bleeding is so cool.
I said it and someone must have been listening. Let me quote the article…
The family of a slain motorist has filed suit against the maker of a video game that two teens claim inspired them to shoot at passing cars on a Tennessee highway.
So the family of the victim is suing the makers of GTA because of two assclown kids who went on a shooting spree after playing it. If these kids had watched a movie, would they be suing the movie company? If anybody should be sued, it should be the dumbass parents.
According to the article, a September 2000 Federal Trade Commission report says that parents are present at and involved in the purchase or rental of games 83 percent of the time. And where did these kids get the gun? Michael Moore probably thinks that they got it at their local Circle K.
These kids obviously had something wrong with them, to begin with, and the video game is not the root of the problem.
Teens Plead Guilty to Highway Shootings:
Thanks to zombyboy for bringing this one to my attention.
So these two assclowns in Tenn., ages 14 and 16, decide to shoot up I-40 with a .22 because they were bored and decided to shoot at tractor-trailer rigs, just like in the video game, Grand Theft Auto.
At what point did both of them think this was a good idea? What makes this worse is that as juveniles, they can only be held until they’re 19. A man is dead, and they’ll walk free in 3 to 5 years with their records expunged, probably.
Now, let’s get to the point where I ask and what kind of parents allow their kids to play GTA. This is a game for adults. Any idiot can clearly see that by looking at the box. Having sex with hookers and then killing them and taking their money is not something that should be played by 14 to 16-year-olds.
Obviously, another case of parents not getting too involved with their children. Not to mention why they didn’t keep the guns locked up. As far as I’m concerned, the parents should be up on charges too, but God forbid people actually take responsibility anymore.
How long before someone sues Rockstar Games? Anyone?
For a while, now, Little Jay and I have been making up these stupid little songs that crack us up, and I thought I would share one with you. This one is actually the first in a series. Every time we hear a phrase or occupation that ends with the suffix “man” we automatically start singing the Spider-Man theme song from the 60s cartoon with the new word in place of Spider-Man. Then a whole song stems out from it. I forget how this one exactly started. I don’t remember if we were watching the Iron Man triathlon, or listening to the Black Sabbath song Iron Man or if we were discussing the comic book character Iron Man, but we came up with this song…
Iron Man
Iron Man
Does whatever an iron can
Presses pants
Any size
Fixes buttons
And some flies
Look out
Here comes the Iron Man
Is he strong?
Listen bud
He’s got iron in his blood
Take a look
Overhead
If he falls on you
You’ll be dead
Look out
Here comes the Iron Man
And that’s about as talented as we are. We never finish the whole song. Yet, we were pretty pleased with ourselves, though.
Right now, we’re collaborating on Weather Man. Just need to fine tune some things and we’ll be ready to go. And you can’t use just any word either. The description has to function as a noun as well. For instance, you can’t say Aquaman, Aquaman, does whatever an Aqua can. That’s just stupid. If you have any ideas for the Spider-Man song or any songs of your own, let me know.
Families of Columbine victims settle with gunmen’s parents:
The terms of the settlement were undisclosed but listen to this quote…
The families’ attorney, Barry Arrington, argued that the Klebolds and Harrises were liable for not being aware of or not doing anything about the gunplay and bombmaking activities of their sons.
How anyone can disagree with that statement is beyond me. As far as I’m concerned, they should be charged with 13 counts of manslaughter, but unfortunately, life isn’t like Law and Order.
Former Cowboys GM Schramm dies:
I hate the Dallas Cowboys. I always have and always will. Except for one.
When I was a little kid, my dad used to take me to Philadelphia Eagles games all the time. Well, in one bitter Philly December, he took me to see the Eagles play the Cowboys. My dad knew someone in Vet Stadium security, so we used to get into the boxes but not the private heated ones.
It was so cold that day, I felt like I was getting frostbite. My dad asked his friend in security to take me to someplace warm. He takes me to the box next door, which was heated.
Now, my dad dressed me in head to toe Eagles’ green. Everyone in the box was in blue and silver. I didn’t care because I was warm. My dad’s friend took me down to an empty seat and asked the guy sitting next to it if it was ok if I sat there. The man said it was fine. Nicest guy I had ever met in my short life. He let me wear his gloves and got me some hot chocolate.
The Eagles lost that day. So after the game, my dad came and got me and the man sitting next to me told my dad that he had a really nice boy here. My dad’s jaw dropped open, but he said thank you. After he left, my dad said, “Do you know who that was?”. I said yeah, that was Mr. Schramm. He was really nice to me. My dad said, “That was Tex Schramm, President of the Dallas Cowboys”.
I’ve never forgotten that day. Thank you, Mr. Schramm, for showing a very cold Eagles fan (at the time) your generosity.
My condolences go out to the Schramm family.
Games and Murder Bedfellows Again?:
This is why most people think lawyers are scumbags. Some jerkass attorney from Florida is defending an Ohio teen accused of murder, so he can prove that violent video games caused him to kill.
The victim was stabbed multiple times and had her skull fractured. I can’t think of one game where that’s an objective. If this defense actually works, it will open the floodgates for lawsuits. And that would be just as bad as the fat-asses who sue McDonald’s because they’re fat. And responsibility dies another death.
Two Adults, One Student Charged in Suburban Chicago Hazing Incident:
Well, well, well. Look what we have here. Two parents arrested for providing minors with alcohol at the Northbrook “powder puff” hazing incident. Of course, the suspects are denying the allegations.
Shouldn’t this be open and shut, though? I mean, how hard is it to track down someone who bought a keg? You have to leave a deposit, especially if you don’t have your own tap.
Anyway, this is obviously a case of parents trying to be their children’s buddies rather than being parents. Do I even dare repeat myself? You need a license to own a dog, but any idiot can have a kid.
It seems that The Matrix has a disturbing effect on some individuals.
Apparently, some weak-minded fools have killed people because they claimed to be in “the matrix”. This concerns me because the latest killer mentioned owned a trench coat similar to the one Keanu Reeves wore in the first movie.
Hopefully, I’m wrong, but I can just see another of these killings happening in a school where the movie gets blamed. Then the movie will be pulled off the shelves and honest trench coat wearing folk will be persecuted yet again. Anyway, if any Keanu Reeves movie should make you want to kill someone, it’s Sweet November.