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  • 12/28/03 From the Mail Sack

    12/28/03 From the Mail Sack

    Hope everyone had a nice Christmas/Hanukah. It’s Sunday so let’s dip into the hate mail shall we?

    From my entry on the Eric Harris journal

    Eric and Dylan, although they were sick, were driven to the edge by society, so don’t fucking blame the parents. I hate all you fucks who blame everything on the parents, and the kids. Society is the sick bastard here, not Eric and Dylan.

    Posted by: Anarchist Mafia 627 at November 29, 2003 10:24 PM

    Here we go. Blame society. I guess I have to say it again. If the parents had just kept a better eye on their mutant children, this tragedy would have been averted and the innocent people that they directly and indirectly killed would still be alive today. I can only dream that those two rat bastards would still be dead by some suicide pact or something.

    From the same entry (go figure)…

    It’s so long ago, and it didn’t even happen where I live. Yet what happenend on Columbine that day is on my mind every day. Eric and Dylan touched me deep inside. I wonder what must have gone through their minds the 20th, and what they were thinking when they turned the guns on themselves. All I can do is relate. Relate to what they have gone through every day of their fuckig lives. Because of humans. Humans who place the blame entirly on them and their parents. Come one, wake up. Hate comes back to you. In my eyes, everybody got what they deserved. And Eric and Dylan died as symbols of wrath. They left this cruel world in victory…

    Posted by raven at November 17, 2003 06:33 AM

    If those two little cowardly shits touched you deep inside, then you have no fucking soul whatsoever. You know what went through their minds on the 20th? Hot lead. They didn’t leave this world in victory. They left it as two sniveling little cowards hiding behind guns because they didn’t have the balls to do anything else.

    These people who worship these two scumbags need to be rounded up and institutionalized. They obviously lost the mental capacity to be a contributing member to this or any society.

  • The Trench Reynolds Charity

    The Trench Reynolds Charity


    If I could get serious for a moment…

    (lights dim and soft music plays)

    My name is Trench Reynolds. And we here at The Trench Reynolds Internet Media Empire start thinking about giving during this time of the year. So we’ve come up with a program to help needy children.

    You see, thousands of inner-city youths do not have proper clothing for winter, nor do they have any training to learn a trade. That’s where we come in.

    For just a small donation of $50, you can send an underprivileged youth on an excursion to Alaska, where they will learn to club baby seals and skin them. They will also be given to know how to make their own coat out of the baby seal skin.

    For a donation of $100, they will be taken on a whaling excursion where they will harpoon their own whale or possibly dolphin.

    And if you become a golden double secret extra crispy member by donating $500, one special child will know the joys of throwing toy poodles into a chipper shredder.

    So please make all checks out to Club All Seals Heavily. Or just use the acronym CASH. So please give today because a live baby seal means a child is without a coat. Thank you.

    The preceding was brought to you by Politically Incorrect Sarcasm Serving Offended Frumpy Families (PISSOFF). Which means this is a joke and don’t send me any hate mail.

  • 12/23/03 News of Mepham

    12/23/03 News of Mepham

    Inside Mepham Football Camp:

    The fact that a Pennsylvania judge would try these rapists as juveniles is beyond me, especially after such acts as…

    Witnesses and victims say the varsity players also targeted a black player with racial epithets repeatedly during camp, forcing the victims and other junior varsity players to put on white sheets and scream things like ‘we’re gonna lynch you, — ‘ and “the Klan is back.”

    Someone had grabbed the broomstick already from the corner of the cabin and slathered the handle with mineral ice. The boy struggled, but two other varsity players, a junior and a senior who was a team co-captain, held him down.

    Twenty-four hours later, about 1 p.m., the senior captain attacked the junior varsity player with duct tape, ripping the hair off his right leg, then his left, off his eyebrows and his armpits. Then, the senior handed the roll of tape to one of the juniors, who pulled the boy’s shorts down and used the tape to tear his pubic hair.

    The three admitted attackers ordered another junior varsity player to sodomize the boy with a broomstick. When the other player resisted, they threatened to do the same to him.

    Ten minutes later, they sodomized the other player anyway. The senior and one of the juniors held that boy down as he was sodomized with a pine cone covered with mineral ice. Then, using the broomstick, they sodomized him with a golf ball

    These are not the acts of juveniles. These are the acts of rapists that deserve to be in prison. Again, I say the karma train was derailed. And again, I am still waiting for just one athlete to come forward and defend this kind of forced sodomy as just good fun. Until then, I’ll be making my way to the North Pole.

    Thanks to Bad Jocks for the Mepham Link.

  • No Justice in Mepham

    No Justice in Mepham

    Mepham Teens To Be Tried As Juveniles:

    This makes me absolutely ill. The karma train was derailed today when a Pennsylvania judge, Robert J. Conway, ruled that the three Mepham High football players who sodomized their younger teammates with pine cones, golf balls, and broomsticks, will not be tried as adults.

    This is sending a dangerous message to athletic programs across the country. It’s ok to forcibly sodomize your teammates. You won’t go to jail for it. 16 and 17 are old enough to know that when you put a pine cone in someone’s ass who doesn’t want it there, that it’s wrong.

    So these kids, after raping three younger teammates, will probably do no time and have their records wiped clean when they turn 18. This literally is a travesty of justice. To make matters worse, the cowardly judge issued a gag order so we may never know the reasons he had behind his idiotic decision. Once again, victims’ rights are thrown under the bus. Fuck you, Your Honor. Or should I say Your Dis-honor?

    (Still waiting for an athlete to come forward and defend sodomy as hazing)

  • Mail Sack Sunday

    Mail Sack Sunday

    Only one this week.

    it wasn’t the parents fault that Dylan and Eric went on their rampage. it was the fuckin schools fault. the bullying and ridiculling never stopped because no one ever did any thing about it. if they would have done something about it this might not have happened. i dont know why the jocks were making fun of them. i guess because they think they are better than everyone else. why the fuck do they think they are better than everyone else? because they wear a fuckin jock strap all the fuckin time. who the hell wants dental floss up their ass? probably the creator of this website. go to hell FAGGOT!!!

    Posted by: kristen at November 5, 2003 08:15 PM

    See the mentality of the mutants I have to deal with. How many times do I have to explain this? Yes, the school could have prevented what happened. But it would have been much easier if their parents had just looked in the garage. They had an arsenal in their house, the school didn’t.

    Yeah, the jocks may have been harassing them. But if it wasn’t that, it would have been something else that set them off. It all comes down to the fact that they were two mentally deranged little fucks who their parents didn’t care enough to check up on them. In summation, get some help you sick fucking bitch. Obviously, your parents don’t give a shit about you, either.

  • From the Mail Sack

    From the Mail Sack

    We get letters…

    From my entry on the Eric Harris journal

    Well done Eric and dylan. I am very proud of you both and I hope people will be proud of me soon. I am going to do exactly what you did only I am going to kill EVERYONE in my school. I will aim for the heads and the propane bomb that I have made will go off when it is supposed to. Watch the news on the 18th of February ‘cos it’s gone to be a blast – so to speak – when I get back at those little fucking bastards and I hope that I get the same respect as Eric and Dylan. RESPECT 2 YOU GUYS. Hope the school mourns forever.HAHA. Fuck UR wife.Fuck UR kids and FUCK EVERYONE.

    Posted by: Cheryl at October 23, 2003 08:41 AM

    I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried. Even if this isn’t a legitimate threat, you are one sick bitch for even joking around like that. Threats like that can land you in jail. For reasons, I can’t get into right now, that’s all I can say about that one.

    This one from the same person from another post…

    What the fuck is wrong with Eric and Dylan’s parents? It isn’t their fault! How many people would honestly expect their kids, no matter how depressed, would blow up their school. Mine wouldn’t! So for all the idiots out there who are blaming the parents, don’t. Eric and Dylan may have killed people but at least they had a reason. Leave the parents alone ‘cos they have lost their kids too.

    Posted by: Cheryl at October 24, 2003 06:20 AM

    Now this one I can comment on. I’ll tell you what’s wrong with their parents. They weren’t doing their job and because of it, 13 people are dead. I don’t give a rat’s ass that they lost their kids. If they did a better job of keeping up with their own damn kids, at least 13 people would be alive today. They had an arsenal in their own garage, for crying out loud. If that’s not bad parenting, then I don’t know what is.

  • Columbine Rampart Range Tape Released

    Columbine Rampart Range Tape Released

    Columbine Killers Documented Training on Tape:

    A videotape of the two cowardly Columbine Killers, Harris and Klebold, was released today, showing them shooting bowling pins and talking about what it would be like to kill real people. The tape was made 6 weeks prior to the Columbine massacre. Let me just quote the article…

    The disturbing, 15-minute tape shows Klebold, Harris, another young man and a young woman doing target practice at a makeshift shooting range in a forested area in Douglas County, Colo.

    The group can be seen firing several rounds from rifles, shotguns and a 9 mm semiautomatic pistol at bowling pins, trees, and other targets. Police said some of the weapons were used in the Columbine attack.

    They can be heard laughing, joking and making cavalier comments about what it would be like if the bowling pins were human heads or bodies.

    The video, taken on a shaky handheld camera on a snow-covered hillside in a national forest southwest of Denver, is the first made by the gunmen themselves to be released to the public.

    Klebold at one point holds a sawed-off shotgun and shoots from the hip at a bowling pin wedged between two tree limbs. He and Harris then look at a bullet-shredded tree trunk.

    Harris also blows across the muzzle of a shotgun like a gunslinger. At least four different weapons are used in the tape.

    And the best one of all…

    The videotape has never before been made public, though Brooks Brown, one of Klebold’s friends and the son of Judy and Randy Brown, told Fox News that several people had told him the tape was shown before the massacre in Harris’ and Klebold’s video class.

    How many more signs did they need? This will go down in history as the most preventable tragedy of our time. I mean, between Eric Harris’ journal, his problems with the law, and now this? How much more fucking obvious could it have been to their parents? All they had to do was look in their garage. If they had, more than 13 people would be alive today instead of just being memories. But with any luck, Harris and Klebold would have killed themselves anyway.

  • More Mepham Mayhem

    More Mepham Mayhem

    Out of Bounds:

    This is a great article about the Mepham High sodomy hazing case in Long Island. Some quotes and observations from the article…

    Observation: Mineral Ice was used on the foreign objects before insertion. If anyone has gotten that stuff anywhere near a sensitive area or any kind of mucous membrane knows how painful that can be.

    Quote: Victims were laughed at in the halls and called “faggot” and “broomstick boy.”

    Quote: “Most of the shit they did was pranks, like shaving cream,”

    Quote:“The kid that did it, I feel so bad for him,” the boy says. “I don’t even care what they did.”

    What about the boys who were raped? I ask.

    “Two of the kids are underclassmen, little kids,” he says. “They really couldn’t do anything about it. But one kid who got it in the shitter, he’s just like a fag.”

    He stops, waiting for my reaction.

    “Yeah,” he says. “I heard the kid liked it.”

    Quote: A day later, the three alleged victims are still having broomsticks thrown at them from cars in the parking lot.

    Quote: Superintendent Caramore tries to explain that hazing simply doesn’t happen at Mepham—that football was canceled not because of what the boys allegedly did but because their teammates never reported it. That hasn’t satisfied parents who complain about the lost scholarships, the deflated homecoming celebration, and the fund-raisers for other sports, all of which depend on football and are now ruined, they’re saying, because of a couple of messed-up kids. (God forbid anyone should actually be responsible for their actions.)

    Quote: In July, when Reichstein’s son, an incoming freshman, showed up for football practice, a junior on the team—the lineman—started calling him and some of the other boys “pussy,” “faggot,” and “cocksucker.” Reichstein went to McElroy. He says the coach said, “Okay, I’ll handle it.” From that moment on, the junior stopped calling Reichstein’s son “faggot” and started calling him “tattletale boy.”

    Now some words about the attacker…

    Observation: The kid’s father died the day after hearing his son was possibly going to face criminal charges. I can sympathize with that but it does not change what he’s done.

    Quote: And then the lineman—whom classmates call a bully, who would shove kids he’d never even met into lockers as they walked by—stands suddenly, stepping out from his place in the front, and walks back eight rows to give a bear hug to his little brother

    Quote:One day at practice, the lineman approached him while he was drinking from a water fountain. “Who do you think you are?” said the lineman, according to Reichstein’s son. “Are you on crack? Do you know who I am?”

    The freshman, trying to show a little backbone, replied: “This is America. Go to the back of the line.”

    The lineman was furious. “Don’t even think about sleeping at camp,” he said.

    Quote: “I knew all those kids,” says another boy, a JV player. “I went to summer school with them.” The lineman, he says, “was always starting fights. You could just see he had so much anger in him. He’d just beat up on people—he’d be walking by and boom! Into the locker! I think he’s a dirtbag. Decent football player, though.”

    All this over a game that children play. What gets me is that these parents who were expecting football scholarships for their kids are pissed at the school for canceling the season. The only people they should be pissed off at are the 3 little rat bastards who sodomized these poor kids. I guess common sense is in short supply in Bellmore.

  • Road Warrior Hawk Dies at 46

    Road Warrior Hawk Dies at 46

    Road Warrior Hawk dies at age 46 at home in his sleep:

    To me, the Road Warriors were the greatest wrestling tag team of all time. They were the only tag team to hold the AWA, NWA, and WWF tag titles. Some of you may also know them as L.O.D.

    When I saw them on TV as a kid, they were the coolest. They came down to the ring with their faces painted, with shoulder pads that had spikes all over them, and their entrance music was Black Sabbath’s, Iron Man. Back then, it didn’t get much cooler than that.

    The cause of death has not been determined at this time. I seriously hope it wasn’t anything related to drugs. You hate to see your heroes end up that way. First Stu Hart and now Hawk. I hope wrestling isn’t like Hollywood and we get a 3rd.

    Hawk’s real name was Mike Hegstrand. My prayers and condolences go out to the Hegstrand family and friends.

  • 10/13/03 Oozing News Sores

    10/13/03 Oozing News Sores

    Threatening letter reported in hazing case:

    More from the Mepham front. A parent who spoke out about the pine cone sodomy hazing at Mepham high has received a letter threatening him with the same treatment if he does not stop speaking out about it. According to the article, his son is friends with the victims.

    Who the hell thinks high school football is all that important that they have to threaten violence against a guy who is standing up for three kids who had pine cones forced up their asses? Sounds like a parent depending on a scholarship to me.

    You know, it wouldn’t be an issue if those kids didn’t sodomize their younger teammates. God forbid anyone should be responsible, though. The article also states that if the sodomizers are tried as adults, they could face at least 20 years. Poetic justice if they see adult jail time. They have a lot more interesting things than pine cones in prison.

    I’m still waiting to hear from an athlete who thinks it’s ok to shove unwanted objects up someone’s ass to promote teamwork.

    Link via Bad Jocks.