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  • Indictments in Donna High Hazing

    Indictments in Donna High Hazing

    Ex-Donna athletes indicted:

    Indictments have been handed down in the Donna High School hazing scandal out of Donna, Texas.

    If you remember, several members of the Donna High School football team were arrested for pulling off a freshman player’s pants, slapping around his package and trying to stick their latex-gloved fingers up his ass.

    Well, Derick Anthony Castillo, 18; Jacob Leal, 17, Manuel Josue Rivera, 19, and Raynardo Jaime Magallanes, 19, have all been indicted on charges of felony sexual assault and indecency with a child. They’re looking at various sentences ranging from 2 years to 20.

    Link via Bad Jocks.

  • James Lewerke pleads not guilty

    James Lewerke pleads not guilty

    James Lewerke

    James Lewerke, the 15-year-old from Valparaiso High School in Indiana who slashed several of his classmates, pleaded not guilty in court today to six charges of aggravated battery and one count of criminal recklessness.

  • Birthday in Hell II

    Birthday in Hell II

    September 11th is not a good day in American history. Not only was it the day of the deadliest attack on American soil, but 24 years ago today, one of the Columbine gunmen, Dylan Klebold was vomited forth from his mother’s womb. And like I presented to you last Friday, the mutant worshipers of this cowardly scumbag had birthday wishes for him…

    Saxdomine:

    Hey Dylan!
    Congrats on NBK man! I know it didnt go the way you wanted it but it was closeSo 24? Big man! To bad your dead! Youd be one hott mofo!! Hell! you were when you were alive!! Anyway I wanted to wish you a happy b-day, and tell you that Ill be celebrating by turning 16! Haha your only 8 years older than me… nadda lot! haha

    Happy BDay Sexy!

    Because as we all know, mass murderers are sexy. 🙄 Are today’s kids really this stupid? I hope this mutant is just an annoying minority.

    O.:

    Man, i wish we could have met before you did your mission with Reb, then we could fuck the world up together. I swear, on day, it will be fucking HELL ON EARTH! 24 years old, hum, you might don’t even give a fuck now, and i hope for you that you are not burning in hell… No… i guess you are nowhere, exept in some memories. Be patient

    Mission? No. It was nothing more than a killing spree. Missions are for soldiers, not cowards. At least this mutant realizes that his hero is burning in hell.

    Misty:

    ~Dylan~
    Your a very special person to many. I hope somehow you know this wherever you may be. I can’t even begin to express, how much you’ve helped me in my life. You will forever be cherished.
    Happy Birthday VoDkA!!<3
    -Misty-

    If a mass murdering scumbag helped your life, then it must be really fucked up. You might want to get some real help instead.

    Emerald:

    Dylan,

    I’m glad you’ve finally found your ‘wam place’. You’ve done so much for me, and for many others as well. I hope your family, and you as well, have a day filled with good memories and the kindest smiles for you. You’ll be in our thoughts- know that many people care about you.

    Happy, Happy Birthday, Dylan.

    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

    -Emerald

    He might not have found a “wam place” but we all know where his “warm place” is. Could it be…HELL!!!

    Tish:

    Dear Dylan,

    I want to wish you a happy 24th birthday today. You were a very special person to all of your family and friends, and I know that they are all keeping you in their hearts today. All of us are also keeping you in our hearts, and we wish you the best birthday ever.

    Tish,
    Webmaster of (some mutant website)

    Ok, I added that last part because I’m not about to give free advertisements for mutants. Klebold was not a special person. He was just a cowardly killing psychopath. What about the family and friends of the true 13 victims? I bet they’re not celebrating this cowardly scumbag’s birthday.

    And like I said before if these were all just teenage kids it might be dismissed as just a phase. But some of these people are adults. Are your lives so unfulfilled that you have to live your lives through mass murderers? Do you still hold on to high school even though it’s years behind you? You should have dropped the “woe is me” attitude the day they handed you the diploma. Or the day you dropped out.

    And parents, any one of these could be your kids. Do you want to be the next parent that’s being reviled in the media? No? Then do something about it.

  • Jennifer Parks Remembered

    Jennifer Parks Remembered

    Randolph students to honor slain classmate:

    Classmates of Jennifer Parks from Randolph High School in New Jersey are honoring her by creating two scholarships in her name. If you haven’t been following, 16-year-old Jennifer Parks was “allegedly” bludgeoned, stabbed and dismembered by her next-door neighbor Jonathan Zarate.

    Students hope to raise enough money to provide two $500 scholarships in Ms. Parks’ name, but the idea of buying books for the school library would be a special tribute to their classmate.

    I’ve been keeping in contact with Jen’s mom. She really liked the idea of buying new books because Jen liked to read a lot. We would put her name in the front of each book as a memorial.

    Does this sound like someone who some people think deserved what she got?

    If you’re in or near the Randolph, NJ area, why not throw a couple of bucks their way.

  • Do they have birthdays in hell?

    Do they have birthdays in hell?

    Wow. It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these. I’ve been really slacking off in my duties.

    Anyway, while I was lurking in the valley of the shadow of the mutants I came across a German website dedicated to the two cowardly scumbags Columbine killers, Harris and Klebold.

    The site is mainly in German (duh) and I’m sorry I’m not as continental as you, but I don’t speak German. However, there is some English on the site, and it’s in a section where mutants have bid birthday wishes to Harris and Klebold. Here are just some of the selections…

    Hey Eric,
    Happy Birthday! I cant wait until we meet in death. I’m sure your kickin it with Dylan and maybe Jeff right now. Your my hero, you and Dylan had the balls to what I can probally never do. Yes I could kill someone, but to pull a mass murder and then have the curage to let your lives go. I bow down to you for that. Not for leting yourself go, but doing what maybe everyone wants to do at some piont. Sometimes I swear I can feel you near me. But then again it could be my imangination that I want to know and be with you so badly. I think everyone here does. Dylan was right you guys are fucking god like.

    RIP Eric. I will always be by your side, and I love you.

    ~Sara “RebVodKa420FOREVER”

    ***

    Wazzup, D? Mmm.. I have no idea how to go about this. I’ve never written to a dead person before -especially not one as controversial as you. But I suppose I could just write what I feel.. So, as you predicted, you and Eric did have followers, and I suppose I fit into that category. I’m still trying my best to just accept it, but it’s not that easy. But you know what I’ve been thinking? I want to be you. I want that so much sometimes. I wish I had the courage to just act out my emotions. Some would argue that the difference between you and me is that I’m not stupid enough to act it out, and they’re probably right. But still.. The rush you must have felt is something I crave. I want it. I need it. But I can never have it. It would be such a bad idea. But oh, how I wish it was me in the library next to Eric resting quietly on his knee. If only you could have seen the chaos. What a birthday present, huh?

    ***

    Happy 23rd Birthday Dylan! Though We Never Met, I Still Care About You. You Will Be Remembered And Will Be In My Prayers 4-Ever. I Don’t See You As The Mean Person The Media Has Made You Out To Be- You’re Simply The Sweet, Shy, Nice Guy That I See. On Your Behalf I Will Blow Out A Candle 4 You On This Very Special Day- I Wish You The Best And May You Rest In Peace.

    Lots Of Love,
    Cindy

    I’d like to say parents, these could be your kids, but truth be told, some of these people are actually adults and that truly is scary.

  • Oversimplified Theory

    Oversimplified Theory

    I have a theory and, as usual, it’s oversimplified.

    Eric Harris referred to himself as “Reb” which was short for Rebel.

    Now, I couldn’t find anything on the web to suggest why he picked that as his alias. I’m sure the multitudes of mutants will let me know if there is a reason.

    Anyway, Columbine High School’s sports teams are called The Rebels. So my question is this. Why would Eric Harris name himself after something he hated so much, since he allegedly hated the school and the jocks?

    Therein lies the problem. I don’t think he hated the school or the jocks. Like I said before, I don’t think Eric Harris hated the jocks because he was allegedly bullied by them, which he wasn’t, I think it’s because he was jealous of them. He wanted to be them so bad it hurt, and when they wouldn’t accept him, he snapped.

    Outside of being a psychopath and a coward, this also makes him nothing more than a jock sniffer.

  • Esmie Tseng Update

    Esmie Tseng Update

    Murder charge doesn’t fit the friend they know: (Log in info)

    This is an article about site “favorite” Esmie Tseng. I say “favorite” because a lot of people come to this site looking for information about her.

    For those of you who are late to the party, Esmie Tseng is a 16-year-old girl accused of stabbing her mother to death. At the time of her arrest there was no obvious motive and there still isn’t, but the article tries to portray the fact that Esmie’s mother was very hard on her, pressuring her to get perfect grades and being very strict on her socializing.

    Overbearing parents can be the biggest of asshats, but that’s still no reason to stab them.

  • Hearing Scheduled on Columbine Tapes

    Hearing Scheduled on Columbine Tapes

    Court To Hear Arguments On Columbine Killers’ Tapes, Diaries:

    The court battle continues to make videotapes, audiotapes, and writings by Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris public. Of course, the parents of Harris and Klebold are fighting to keep these things from being released…

    Wayne and Katherine Harris and Thomas and Susan Klebold argue the items are privately owned and not subject to the Colorado Criminal Justice Records Act, under which a judge can consider whether to release certain documents.

    “We don’t think that the government should be able to turn a citizen’s personal writings or videotapes into a public record and be able to hand it out to the media just because they seized it under a search warrant,” said Gregg Kay, a lawyer for the Klebolds.

    It stopped being private property once your kids decided to kill 13 people, then it became evidence.

    Jefferson County Sheriffs are also fighting to keep these sealed. I wonder what they are hiding.

    Colorado’s Supreme Court will begin hearing arguments on September 13th.

  • Jonathan Zarate Update

    Jonathan Zarate Update

    DNA taken from teens in girl’s death:

    This is an update on the case of Jonathan Zarate. He’s the scumbag who allegedly bludgeoned, stabbed, killed, and dismembered 16-year-old Jennifer Parks.

    The last time we heard, his lawyer was planning an insanity defense. At that time, a few people left comments stating that Zarate’s younger brother did it and that Zarate was covering for him.

    Well, Zarate’s brother, only identified as “J.Z.”, and the other teenage accomplice, identified as “V.B.”, have claimed that they had nothing to do with the killing.

    Meanwhile, Morris County investigators have obtained DNA samples from the two. If their DNA is found on Jennifer Parks’ body, then the charges could be upgraded. Right now, they’re only charged with illegally disposing of human remains.

  • Gas Panic

    Gas Panic

    This is the first time and last time you’ll see me talking about gas prices, unless to tell you what some assclown did because of it.

    Now I’m sure this is going on all over the south tonight, but I specifically want to address the people of Charlotte, NC and the surrounding areas who rushed to the gas pumps today because of the downed pipelines in Louisiana…

    *ahem*

    You’re all a bunch of fucking idiots.

    You all panicked, thinking the area was going to run out of gas. So what do you do? You rush to the gas pumps to quicken the depletion. Did you ever think to conserve gas? How about driving less? Maybe not using your car’s air conditioner. No, you didn’t. You bought into the fucking hype. And I really wonder how many of you had an actual urgent need for gas and how many of you still had 3/4 of a tank.

    If Charlotte runs out of gas, it’s your fault.

    Assclowns.