Category: News

  • The LHC is not going to kill us all

    This is for all the those cowering in fear of the alleged coming Apocalypse that is supposed to be brought on by the Large Hadron Collider.

    To form black holes, the Large Hadron Collider would need to generate many billions of times more energy than it can, according to Jonathan Feng, a theoretical particle physicist at the University of California, Irvine.

    And even if black holes formed, he said, they would be smaller than protons—which fit in the nuclei of atoms—and would evaporate in a miniscule fraction of a second, “long before they could grow by [absorbing] other matter,” he wrote.

    That’s from National Geographic. So stop being a bunch of pansies and Luddites.

  • Is your kid really gifted? Probably not

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    Thank God for this article.

    I am so sick and tired of every damn breeder who think their precious little snowflake is some damn prodigy. No, he’s not. He’s just another window licker like the rest of your family.

  • Do whites need training before parenting black children?

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    NEW YORK (AP) — Several leading child welfare groups Tuesday urged an overhaul of federal laws dealing with transracial adoption, arguing that black children in foster care are ill-served by a “colorblind” approach meant to encourage their adoption by white families.

    Yet another proposed roadblock to making adoption more difficult in this country. It’s legislation like this that makes US citizens adopt from other countries rather than kids from this one.

    A 15-year-old kid gets it absolutely right…

    His youngest son, Eric Jones, 15, said the family’s makeup sometimes complicates his life, but he’s convinced that transracial adoption can succeed.

    “White or black doesn’t matter,” he said. “What counts is whether the parents are ready to take responsibility.”

    Let parents be parents.

  • Hammonton’s Ideal store to close

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    I’m kind of sad about this.

    I never shopped there or anything but anyone who grew up in the South Jersey/Philadelphia area should remember their jingle.

    “Take the wheel of your automobile and swing on down to…Ideal”

    They don’t make ’em like that anymore.

    [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k2A26cOkzg&w=420&h=315]

  • This stone’s called Apophis it brings Apocalypse

    German schoolboy, 13, corrects NASA’s asteroid figures: paper:

    According to the article, a 13-year-old German amateur astronomer has corrected NASA’s findings on the asteroid Apophis.

    Nico Marquardt says that Apophis has a 1 in 450 chance of striking Earth instead of the 1 in 45,000 that NASA has said.

    Unfortunately, none of this will happen until 2036. I don’t know if I can wait that long for the Apocalypse.

    Anyway, NASA is now denying that Marquardt’s claim is correct so it might be a moot point anyway.

  • Mystery Man’s Annual Visit to Poe Grave

    Mystery Man’s Annual Visit to Poe Grave

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    Another year goes by, another year that I missed the mysterious Poe Toaster. I know I say this every year, but one of these days I’ll get to Baltimore to see this.

  • Poe Toaster revealed?

    Poe Toaster revealed?

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    Say it ain’t so.

    Luckily, there are enough discrepancies in Mr. Porpora’s story to keep the legend going a little while longer.

    I may have to get serious about going to Baltimore this January.

  • Ronnie James Dio, the answer to world peace

    Ronnie James Dio, the answer to world peace

    With all the strife and turmoil that has been going on in the Middle East, I have come up with the solution. There is only one man with the wisdom and presence to bring peace to the region. That man’s name is Ronnie James Dio.

    I know what you’re thinking? What can a musician do to solve the Middle East crisis? Dio is not just a musician, he is a god among men. For instance, he speaks to the heart of the Iranian people…

    Iranian teens speak love, life and… metal:

    Mani is a 16-year old student from Karaj, just west of Tehran. He plays football as a centre forward and trains every day after school with his coach.

    When I ask him about his dreams he explains he wants to play in Europe.

    He says Iran has some very talented players, but that they don?t play well together, thus scuppering the country’s chances of international success.

    Mani’s other passion is music.

    “I love rock and metal music. Ronnie James Dio is my favourite singer,” he beams.

    Still not convinced? Read the words of a noted political pundit…

    Casting the First Stone:

    When I think of peace and good will in this part of the world, I am reminded of what rock star legend Ronnie James Dio once said. He said “where good thrives, evil survives.” This is very well described in Middle East politics and society. As long as evil lives, so will war and death. Only when sin is defeated by the return of Christ our Lord will these things be destroyed.

    So Ronnie James Dio could be the harbinger for the second coming.

    So now I appeal to Mr. Dio to be that Holy Diver and to Stand Up and Shout for world peace before the chains are on, and we’re all the last in line.

    All hail his name. \m/

    If you were offended by this, I have three words for ya. Lighten up, Francis.

  • The Answer?

    The answer to bullies:

    I almost passed this article by because I thought it was going to be just another “feel good” article about bullying with no real solutions. I was wrong…

    In this post-Columbine, zero-tolerance world, Izzy Kalman is something of a revolutionary. He agrees that bullying is a big problem. But he contends that getting rid of bullies is not the solution (and, in fact, is not even possible). What we have to do, he says, is get rid of victims.

    “People have a knee-jerk reaction when they hear that,” said Kalman over lunch last month, while he was in West Palm Beach leading a seminar for school counselors and other mental health professionals. “They say I’m blaming the victims. I’m not blaming the victims, but I am saying that they are the ones who have the problem. Bullies don’t have the problem. They aren’t the ones committing suicide and shooting up schools. Those are the victims, and those are the ones whose behavior we need to change.”

    Kalman, who spent 26 years as a school psychologist and private psychotherapist, wants to make something clear. He is not saying bullying is good. He’s saying it’s inevitable, a natural byproduct of human nature. He’s also saying that, to the extent it helps teach kids resilience and self-sufficiency, it’s useful. And he’s saying that, unless it causes physical harm, it’s also legal, protected under the Constitution.

    “Our Constitution guarantees the right to free speech,” he says. “And that means the right to tell someone they are a big, fat idiot if we want to. Kids today are growing up with the idea that nobody can ever say anything mean to them. We are raising a generation of emotional marshmallows. We’re promoting learned helplessness. And I am really concerned that when these kids grow up, they are going to be unable to handle adversity of any kind, because we learn to handle adversity from dealing with the fairly simple difficulties of childhood.”

    Like being called a big, fat idiot by the class bully.

    Read the rest of the article. It’s definitely worth it.

  • Last of the Poe Toaster?

    Last of the Poe Toaster?

    Decades-old mystery: Who visits Poe’s grave?:

    Before I was a “crime blogger” I was a “dark poet”, and there was none darker than Edgar Allan Poe. And once again, as I do every year, I missed my chance to go to Baltimore to witness the mystery man who leaves roses and a bottle of cognac on Poe’s grave each year for Poe’s birthday.

    No one knows who he is or how he gets into the graveyard. However, it seems I probably missed my last opportunity to do so because assclowns are starting to ruin it for everybody…

    Some of the 25 spectators drawn to a tiny, locked graveyard in downtown Baltimore for the ceremony climbed over the walls of the site and were “running all over the place trying to find out how the guy gets in,” according to Jeff Jerome, the most faithful viewer of the event.

    Jerome, curator of the Poe House and Museum, said early Thursday he had to chase people out of the graveyard, fearing they would interfere with the mystery visitor’s ceremony.

    “In letting people know about this tribute, I’ve been contributing to these people’s desire to catch this guy,” Jerome said. “It’s such a touching tribute, and it’s been disrupted by the actions of a few people trying to interfere and expose this guy.”

    Is this the last we’ll hear of the Poe Toaster? I wouldn’t be surprised if it was.