TheTrenchcoat Chronicles

Category: Crime

  • Satanic cult defense

    Satanic cult defense

    Defense: Satanic Cult May Have Killed Laci, Baby:

    You’re kidding me, right? So Scott Peterson’s defense team is offering up the “satanic cult” theory in Laci’s death. I thought these were supposed to be competent lawyers. Do they actually think that’s going to fly with the jury?

    So I guess Scott Peterson dyed his hair and was found with $10K in cash on his way to Mexico because he was trying to hide from the said cult. Give me a break. If he actually walks on this defense, I will personally lead the movement to have California removed from the country.

  • Charges Filed

    Charges Filed

    Hazing Students Charged With Misdemeanor Battery:

    Fifteen of the students involved with the Illinois “powder puff” hazing incident have been charged with misdemeanor battery. If found guilty, sentences could range from 364 days in prison to or court supervision. How much do you want to bet none of those kids even sniff a jail cell.

    Police are still looking for the jackass parents who provided the kegs. If they do find them, and they don’t serve any jail time, then there’s no hope for the legal system in this country.

  • Justice for Juniors

    Justice for Juniors

    Judge rejects suspended student’s motion over hazing incident:

    Thanks to Bad Jocks for the link. A Cook County Judge has turned down a request from one of the seniors involved in the Northbrook hazing incident to have her school suspension lifted. Thank God that there are judges like this who still have some common sense.

    The student said the suspension would damage her academic standing, prevent her from attending Saturday’s prom, and possibly prevent her from graduating with her class.

    Boo-freakin’ hoo. She should have thought of that before she was involved in an event where people had shit and pig intestines thrown on them and then had the crap beat out of them. Personally, I think they should all be expelled. Point-blank. It used to be you had to live with the consequences of your actions. Not anymore, I guess, if your parents can afford a lawyer.

  • It figures

    It figures

    Second Student Files Lawsuit Over Hazing Suspensions:

    As soon as suspensions were handed down in the Northbrook hazing incident, two students have filed lawsuits to keep the punishment from being enforced. What kills me is that their parents had to be the ones who got them the lawyers in the first place. Nice message to send to your kids. Do whatever you feel like, no matter how illegal it is, and then when someone tries to punish you, sue them. I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out to be the same parents that supplied the beer. Like I’ve always said, you need a license to own a dog, but any idiot can have a kid.

  • Expulsions Imminent

    Expulsions Imminent

    Principal: School will seek expulsions for hazing:

    Well, it’s about time. Finally, a school board is doing something about a hazing incident. The principal of Glenbrook North High School in Northbrook, Illinois, is stating that several students will be expelled in conjunction with the now infamous “powder puff” hazing incident. It’s finally refreshing to see an educator that isn’t afraid of taking disciplinary action.

  • 2 Hazing stories for the price of 1

    2 Hazing stories for the price of 1

    Parents Probed in ‘Powder Puff’ Hazing Incident:

    Police seem to think that parents may have supplied the beer and the feces for the Northbrook, IL, “powder-puff” hazing incident. That’s so nice, isn’t it? At what point does a parent say…”I love my child so much that I’m going to supply them with a keg of beer and a bag of shit so they can humiliate someone else’s children”? If that turns out to be true, there better be jail time involved.

    Affidavit gives details of alleged sexual assault, hazing:

    I guess the men were feeling left out because we now have another tea-bagging incident. 3 members of a high school baseball team held down one player while another dragged his genitals across his face and mouth. All 4 have been arrested on sexual assault charges. You know in my day the worst that happened to you was you got snapped with a wet towel on the ass. How long will it be before high school athletic hazing involves full-blown forced sodomy?

  • Hazing, strong enough for a man but made for women

    Hazing, strong enough for a man but made for women

    Classmates React To Alleged Hazing:

    Alleged??? What’s so alleged about it? There’s a video of it. Anyway, thanks to Badjocks.com for the link.

    I’m sure we’ve all heard of this hazing incident in Chicago by now. It seems that hazing is not just among men. Women seem to be getting into the game. Under the guise of a “powder puff” football game between female members of the senior and junior classes, but quickly degenerated into a severe beatdown on the juniors.

    One girl has a broken ankle. One girl received 15 stitches. Another girl has suffered hearing loss. And I guess, not to be outdone by the Sharpie Sodomy guys, one girl even contracted a bacterial infection after being forced to eat human waste. That’s right, she had to eat someone’s shit.

    What makes me even more sick is that some of the students feel the juniors got what they deserved. And other students are looking forward to next year. And still, there’s a question of whether criminal charges should be brought against the seniors. What’s to question? Making someone eat shit has got to be assault at the very least. But who knows? Maybe next year, someone will be forced to… you know what? I can’t even think of anything worse than that. But I’m sure they will. If no arrests are made, then there has been a severe miscarriage of justice.

  • Elizabeth Smart

    Elizabeth Smart

    Elizabeth Smart Found Alive in Utah:

    Who says there are no miracles anymore? Thank God she was found alive and in relatively good shape.

    What makes me sick though is as soon as she was found, the creepers started hitting the web looking for inappropriate pictures of her. For those of you who were searching for these pics, I hope the FBI busts your door down in the middle of the night.

  • There’s no “P” in Team

    There’s no “P” in Team

    Police Investigate Hazing at High School:

    Thanks to Bad Jocks for the link. So, three high school basketball players have been suspended for hazing underclassmen. I’m surprised they actually got suspended. Here’s the best part, though. The hazing consisted of hitting, SPANKING, (wait, it gets better) and URINATING on other players.

    I never understood the jock mentality. They tend to be the most homophobic group of people, yet they engage in activities like sodomizing people with foreign objects like bananas and such, tea-bagging, shaving people’s crotches, and now urinating on other men. And you know, I’m sure the players’ parents say it was just harmless fun.

    Any parent who is trying to get their kids interested in sports should read half the articles I do before making a decision. Or else they’ll come home one day either sodomized or the sodomist. It’s your choice.

  • Shave but no haircut

    Shave but no haircut

    Principal to decide hazing incident outcome:

    Thanks to BadJocks for the link. So, is there an epidemic of student athletes that are repressed homosexuals that take their anger out on those weaker than them?

    This time we have two high school wrestlers, one weighing 275 lbs., pinned a 120 lb. male cheerleader against a locker, took off his pants and shaved his groinal area with an electric razor. What makes it stick in my craw, as usual, is that the principal hasn’t yet decided his punishment. What’s to decide? Throw his ass out of school. That’s assault at the least. An argument could probably be made for sexual assault.

    At first, the wrestlers were left off with a warning before they got suspended for 10 days. But of course, some parents are outraged because a precious wrestler who may be wrestling in state finals is being punished. The attorney for the buckethead said that there were 3 other sexual assaults at the school that only resulted in suspensions of 3 days or less. And that the only reason this is being made an issue is that his client is a championship wrestler. Then, obviously there is something wrong with the school system.

    Luckily, the police have gotten involved. But more than likely, he’ll get off with a fine and be allowed to wrestle and complete his “education”. Meanwhile, a smaller kid has to live with this trauma for the rest of his life. If there were any justice in the world, all these jocks who like to haze by teabagging, sodomizing, and now shaving, would be thrown in jail. Then maybe they will know what it’s like to carry that trauma around.