TheTrenchcoat Chronicles

Author: Trench Reynolds

  • 5/09/04: From the Mail Sack

    5/09/04: From the Mail Sack

    It’s Sunday, so you know what that means. It’s time to bring on the love from my adoring public. Only two this week. One is pretty much a repeat, and the second is just oh so good.

    First, the repeat from my entry about the Columbine Death Photos…

    you guys need to shut the fuck up. You know NOTHING about eric or dylan. Eric was a close friend of mine. Rest In Peace Brothers.

    -Mik

    Comment by Mik — Sunday May 9, 2004 @ 1:24 pm

    Again I say if Harris and Klebold had as many friends in life as people who claim to have known them, then they would have been the most popular guys in Colorado.

    How pathetic is your life that you have to make up stories about being the friend of a psychopath and a coward? The e-mail address the poster left was zyklon_brotherhood@xxxxxx.com. For those of you that may not know, Zyklon gas was the gas the Nazis used to exterminate the Jews. So now you know the mentality of these Harris and Klebold supporters. Racists and Anti-Semites.

    Now for the coup de grâce. This one came in through my mail form and is from one of my trolls by the name of Joey. He’s banned from leaving comments on the site, so he’s resorted to sending me mail. I’ll warn you the language is a little strong.

    Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by

    joey on Wednesday, May 5, 2004 at 00:47:21

    body: whats up cunt! fuck you and your whole organization!fuck you and everything you stand for,fuck you and your dead cunt grandmother,fuck you and your outlook on life,fuck you and your whole website fuckhead.fuck you ,you cunt.

    IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE TRENCH I WILL “GUT YOU LIKE FUCKING SWINE AND USE YOUR INTESTINES TO MAKE MY SAUSAUGE”I WILL “TEARE OFF YOUR SKIN LIKE WRAPING PAPER AND DECK THE HALLS WITH YOUR ORGANES” fuck you!

    Typical Harris and Klebold tactic. Sending cowardly threats through anonymous channels. Guess what, Joey, you’re not so anonymous. You see, every time you post a comment or send me an e-mail, it records your IP address.

    If I thought you were an actual threat, I’d have the authorities knocking on your door right now. Then how would you explain that to mommy and daddy? Then you might get kicked out of the basement. But more likely in your case, you’d be grounded, and your parents would take your bicycle and clubhouse away.

  • 5/2/04: From the Mail Sack

    5/2/04: From the Mail Sack

    It’s Sunday, so let’s bring on the love.

    From my entry about the Columbine death photos…

    You all except for NBK reb and reb the natural born killer need to stop bitching about Eric and Dylan… Christ you didn’t even know them. In truth Eric and Dylan were really cool (well at least Eric was i could care less about Dylan) sure Dylan had problems and Eric may have been a little too into bombs but all around they were really cool guys… I love REB and he will be in my heart forever and always… I LOVE YOU REB!!

    Comment by REB’S girl – Friday Apr 23, 2004 @ 9:01 pm

    I wish I had a dollar for every person who told me they were a friend of Harris’. If he actually had that many friends, he would have been the most popular guy in school. How devoid of meaning is your life that you have to pretend to have known a killer scumbag? Quit being delusional and go get a life.

    This was received through my mail form…

    Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by

    shady (juicyfruit26@aol.com) on Tuesday, April 27, 2004 at 17:59:43

    body: yo, i really like ur website u just need more pictures of dylan and harris that be cool then………

    No. No, it wouldn’t yo. It’s funny that you talk like someone that Harris and Klebold would have hated, seeing as how your heroes were racists pricks. Chew on that.

    And lastly …

    klebold 2

    u r the biggest dick on this planet with nothing better to verbally brutalise anyone with a different perspective keep sucking up that dog cum u faggot .. i weep with joy 4 the day u, ur slut wife and everyone u know is dead

    28 April 2004 – your town,lol

    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the typical Harris and Klebold worshiping mutant. Lower than average intelligence. Unable to write complete sentences without resorting to vulgarities and threats. It’s good to see that your parents are doing such a stellar job of raising you. I say doing because no matter how old you are, I’m sure you’re still living in mom’s basement. Oh well. Somebody has to cook my fries.

  • Mepham: The Final Chapter

    Mepham: The Final Chapter

    Fourth player to get probation in hazing scandal:

    The fourth and final suspect in the Mepham hazing/sexual assault trial was sentenced on was sentenced on Wednesday, and again another one escapes with a cushy sentence.

    The mystery suspect only has to do 50 hours of community service, write a letter of apology to the victims, and compose an essay describing how the case has affected him and others. Why didn’t the judge just make him write “I will not shove pine cones in other people’s asses” on the blackboard a hundred times?

    I seriously do not understand what Judge Robert J. Conway was thinking. He closed of proceeding to the public, instituted gag orders for all those involved, tried none of the four as adults, and gave mostly light sentences to the offenders. It seems like he thought that this was just a case of boys being boys. That would be true if they were trying out for the football team in ATTICA!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 4/25/04: From The Mail Sack

    4/25/04: From The Mail Sack

    Well, it seems the mutants have picked up the pace. From, as usual, the Eric Harris Journal entry…

    People =shit: what Eric and Dylan was 100% justifiable! They were picked on and belittled,ridiculed and made to feel minuscule.

    They needed a excuse to kill and they found it at the place they hated most their school.The people they killed were not inocent what animale is.They wanted to kill and the people who hurt them was a good place to start.

    If you dont agree with me you are wrong fucked and overrated you ignorrant worthless waste of skin.

    your time will come.

    Comment by joey — Wednesday Apr 21, 2004 @ 12:39 am

    Joey is my newest troll. There is no real proof that they were picked on, and so what if they were. Again, no reason to kill 13 random people. The people they killed didn’t really even know them. Your heroes are cowards, which makes you a coward as well.

    Again, from the same entry…

    ok SHUT UP i knew Eric i met him in an airport until about year ago i didnt put two and two together when i foudn out it snapped and i have been trying to get closure ever sinse. HE WAS THE BEST he was a totally sweet guy i cant say the same for Dylan only because i never got the chance to know him, i am only 14 Eric was 7 years older than me. but he talked with me anyway i met him 6 years ago and have missed him ever since. HE WAS TRUELY A TEREFFIC HUMAN BEING. AND I WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE FOR HIM IN MY HEART. Eric you did what u did for your own reasons, i wish i coulda had more time wiht you but i guess thats the way things go. Mr. Harris and Mrs. Harris and Kevin who can forget Kevin i love you all so much. i think about him every day too so know that your not alone. you are both excelent parents and u never did anything wrong wiht raising him. ERIC I WILL SEE YOU IN HEAVEN BECAUSE GOD EVEN THOUGH U DIDNT BELIEVE IN HIM THAT MUCH DID FORGIVE YOU SO I WILL SEE YA UP THERE GREAT BUDDY IM SURE WIHT DYLAN AND MIKE AS WELL. NOT SOON BUT I WILL BE WIHT YOU AGAIN SOONER THAN WE BOTH THINK. for those of u stuck up bitches who wont look at both views of the story know this. Eric Harris would take days offa work to stay home when his dog was sick because h would get ceisures, does that seem like a killer to you? i dont htink so well ERIC i will pray for you every night god bless love always your friend and confedant ~Hannah~

    Comment by ~Hannah~ — Thursday Apr 22, 2004 @ 1:31 am

    Well, at least my trolls are good for something. They pointed out that through the numbers, it’s impossible that she met Eric Harris. Anyway, Hannah, you are a sick bitch. God does not forgive those who do not repent. Those two little cowardly pieces of shit are burning in hell as we speak. Keep that in your thoughts and seek help.

    And again…

    i idalize then two boys–they have created the greatest school massacre in the century–they will never be forgotten–and yes, this is afucked up world–but smile and realize that there are fucked up people in it to!– if i had a chance i would go back–4/19/99–and i will tell VoDKa and Reb to check the bomb–they might not be on that hill to be remembered–but trust me–in me and my brothers eyes–they are the greatest two people that have ever walked this planet (except charles manson of course)..and being picked on and bullied was not the cause of this massacre–it was PLEASURE–pure fun–very enjoyable..and yet i wonder how eric was left handed and shot himself–*cough cough* KibbZ i wonder how that is possible?–im me– adustofdesire

    Comment by Das Hat Ein Vorlerons Schwester — Thursday Apr 22, 2004 @ 9:59 pm

    Oh, and you’re a Manson worshiper. That just figures. If those two rat bastards are the two greatest people who ever lived in your eyes, then just do the world a favor and join your heroes.

    And yet again…

    You all except for NBK reb and reb the natural born killer need to stop bitching about Eric and Dylan… Christ you didn’t even know them. In truth Eric and Dylan were really cool (well at least Eric was i could care less about Dylan) sure Dylan had problems and Eric may have been a little too into bombs but all around they were really cool guys… I love REB and he will be in my heart forever and always… I LOVE YOU REB!!

    Comment by REB’S girl — Friday Apr 23, 2004 @ 9:01 pm

    I love all these people who claim they met these two little shits. If everyone who claims to have met them actually met them, they would have been the most popular guys in Colorado at the time. Again I Say if you love them so much, do us all a favor and go join them.

  • A Sad Day of Death

    A Sad Day of Death

    Columbine tragedy spawns card game:

    Tip of the old hat to Darcie for bringing this one to my attention. This is just un-fucking-believable. Some assclown from Texas has decided to try and make money by making a card game based on the Columbine massacre. Check out his reasoning behind it…

    But Andy Richey insisted Wednesday he’s not trying to get rich.

    Instead, Richey said he wants to use the money from sales of “Columbine, the Massacre” to go out of the United States and buy a kidney for someone who needs a transplant.

    “It’s just to balance out my karma,” Richey said by telephone from Arlington, Texas, where he lives.

    Balance out your karma? You have to got be fucking kidding me. You’re just begging to have your ass run over by the karma train 13 times. There are other ways to raise money if it actually is for a foreign transplant patient. This is nothing more than blood money. I hope you rot in hell.

  • Columbine: Then and now

    Columbine: Then and now

    I got over 1,300 hits yesterday for obvious reasons and only one good piece of hate mail. Come on mutants. You’re slacking off.

    Anyway, I want to go over one of the articles I posted yesterday…

    The Depressive and the Psychopath:

    This is a great article, which goes with my theory that the alleged “bullying” had nothing to do with the shooting. The FBI team concluded that Harris was a psychopath and Klebold was a sycophant. Now, I do not condone bullying in any way shape or form, but how come we never hear any of the bullies’ names? We hear how they were supposed bullied, but we never hear the names of the bullies.

    According to the article, the aftermath of Columbine would have been considered a failure in Harris’ and Klebold’s eyes. So they were in death as they were in life. Failures and cowards.

    This one I saw yesterday but saved until today…

    Iowa teen arrested after Columbine-style threat:

    It turns out this mutant had no plans or weapons. It turns out he was a typical Harris and Klebold mutant. Just a punk who liked shooting his mouth off. When asked by his principal if he planned a school shooting, he said…

    “I don’t have to do things on the 20th. I can do them some other time.”

    They locked his ass up after that. What gets me is this…

    The shirt he wore to school last fall had pictures of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, who killed 12 classmates and a teacher before turning their guns on themselves, and the phrase: “Always Remembered.”

    What gets me is that someone actually manufactured a t-shirt as reprehensible as that and is making money from it, and that his parents actually allowed him to wear that shirt. And to school, no less. If parents just did their fucking jobs, we wouldn’t have half the problems in school that we do now. These parents are just pathetic.

  • All aboard the karma train. Next stop: France

    All aboard the karma train. Next stop: France

    Fugitive Commits Suicide In French Jail:

    The other day I told you about Paul Goldman, who killed his mistress then fled to France. The French government then told the US that we couldn’t have him back unless we took the death penalty off the table.

    Well, it seems that Mr. Goldman resolved the situation himself by taking his own miserable life in a French jail cell. Kind of fitting that he took the cowards way out in France.

  • 4/11/04: From the Mail Sack

    4/11/04: From the Mail Sack

    Only one this week, and guess where it’s from. That’s right kids. It’s from my entry on the Eric Harris journal…

    Ich habe Eric und Dylan gekannt und war nicht ins wenigste ge?berrascht, als es alle hinabgegangen sind.. Sie waren Feiglinge und das derjenig, die gestorben sind, waren nicht unschuldig nicht.. Sie haben diejenigen get?tet, die sie n?tigen Tod gef?hlt haben.. Diejenigen, die niemann sagen, k?nnen entscheiden, wer lebt, und k?nnen voll von Schei?e sterben ist. Irgendjemand kann entscheiden, wer leben wird, und wird sterben, alles, das sie machen m?ssen, ist folgt durch damit.. Eric und Dylan haben gemacht, was mu?te gemacht werden und wenn sie nicht gehabt haben, h?tte jemand anders.. Ich gebe keine Schei?e, wenn ich Sie beleidigt habe, oder wenn Sie mit mir ?bereinstimmen, glaube ich blo? was ich erkl?re und wie ich f?hle.. K?nnen Sie Dylan und ewig Eric werden erinnert an f?r ihre Ausf?hrungen! (and I agree with ya Sarah… There should be 15 crosses atop that hill… Who gives a shit if Danny Rohrbough and anyone else doesn’t want them up… They both deserve to be recognized just as much as the other 13 so called “victims”)

    Comment by Das Hat Ein Verloren — Thursday Apr 8, 2004 @ 10:58 pm

    I guess I’m supposed to be impressed because you know German. The question is did you learn it before you became obsessed with two Nazi loving peckerheads? Somehow I doubt it. Why should Harris and Klebold be recognized along with the 13 true victims? As I keep saying they were not victims. They were cowards. Unintelligent cowards at that. They didn’t have the mental capacity to deal with their problems in a rational manner. And apparently neither do you. Have fun goose-stepping in your mom’s basement, fawning all over your cowardly idols while they rot in hell.

  • Another Reason to Hate France

    Another Reason to Hate France

    France to Extradite U.S. Murder Suspect :

    Just like in the Ira Einhorn case, once again France refused extradition of an American suspect until the US took the death penalty off the table.

    Paul Goldman stabbed his mistress Fay Zonis seven times and left her to bleed to death. He then confessed the crime to his wife, who helped him escape prosecution by helping him get to France.

    As far as I’m concerned, Goldman deserves the death penalty. But now, since he fled to France, the French government wouldn’t extradite him until the Bucks County, PA prosecutors promised not to seek the death penalty.

    Not only should the French have no right to tell us how to prosecute our criminals, it sets a dangerous precedent. You can kill as many people as you want. If you get caught, just flee to France and you won’t be put to death.

    Leave it to the French government to surrender to every criminal that crosses their borders.

  • Redneck Monday

    Redneck Monday

    I just love theme days.

    South Caldwell students can wear attire that includes rebel flag:

    A local high school banned attire that contained the confederate flag. Well, all the rednecks were so up in arms about it, they repealed the ban. As usual, the excuse they give is they want to celebrate their southern heritage. I saw this on a local news channel too. You should have seen the people who were wearing these t-shirts. Trailer park trash, every last one of them. So not only is the confederate flag the flag of racists, rednecks, and losers, it’s now officially the flag of white trash everywhere. Wear it with pride. This is why people from every other part of the country think everyone from the south is a toothless, illiterate bumpkin.

    STEVE AUSTIN INVOLVED IN ANOTHER DOMESTIC SPAT:

    According to PWInsider.com Stone Cold has been involved in another domestic dispute. This time by pushing down his current girlfriend, injuring her hands and knees. You can also check it out at The Smoking Gun. The WWE should not put him on TV for a while. The first time this happened, I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, but now it’s obvious he has a problem. So personally, I think the WWE should fire his ass on the spot. I have no tolerance for women beaters. It just shows how much of white trash pussy he is. And go figure, his new t-shirt being sold by the WWE has a confederate flag on it. There’s another one to be proud of.