Author: Trench Reynolds

  • More Mepham Mayhem

    More Mepham Mayhem

    Out of Bounds:

    This is a great article about the Mepham High sodomy hazing case in Long Island. Some quotes and observations from the article…

    Observation: Mineral Ice was used on the foreign objects before insertion. If anyone has gotten that stuff anywhere near a sensitive area or any kind of mucous membrane knows how painful that can be.

    Quote: Victims were laughed at in the halls and called “faggot” and “broomstick boy.”

    Quote: “Most of the shit they did was pranks, like shaving cream,”

    Quote:“The kid that did it, I feel so bad for him,” the boy says. “I don’t even care what they did.”

    What about the boys who were raped? I ask.

    “Two of the kids are underclassmen, little kids,” he says. “They really couldn’t do anything about it. But one kid who got it in the shitter, he’s just like a fag.”

    He stops, waiting for my reaction.

    “Yeah,” he says. “I heard the kid liked it.”

    Quote: A day later, the three alleged victims are still having broomsticks thrown at them from cars in the parking lot.

    Quote: Superintendent Caramore tries to explain that hazing simply doesn’t happen at Mepham—that football was canceled not because of what the boys allegedly did but because their teammates never reported it. That hasn’t satisfied parents who complain about the lost scholarships, the deflated homecoming celebration, and the fund-raisers for other sports, all of which depend on football and are now ruined, they’re saying, because of a couple of messed-up kids. (God forbid anyone should actually be responsible for their actions.)

    Quote: In July, when Reichstein’s son, an incoming freshman, showed up for football practice, a junior on the team—the lineman—started calling him and some of the other boys “pussy,” “faggot,” and “cocksucker.” Reichstein went to McElroy. He says the coach said, “Okay, I’ll handle it.” From that moment on, the junior stopped calling Reichstein’s son “faggot” and started calling him “tattletale boy.”

    Now some words about the attacker…

    Observation: The kid’s father died the day after hearing his son was possibly going to face criminal charges. I can sympathize with that but it does not change what he’s done.

    Quote: And then the lineman—whom classmates call a bully, who would shove kids he’d never even met into lockers as they walked by—stands suddenly, stepping out from his place in the front, and walks back eight rows to give a bear hug to his little brother

    Quote:One day at practice, the lineman approached him while he was drinking from a water fountain. “Who do you think you are?” said the lineman, according to Reichstein’s son. “Are you on crack? Do you know who I am?”

    The freshman, trying to show a little backbone, replied: “This is America. Go to the back of the line.”

    The lineman was furious. “Don’t even think about sleeping at camp,” he said.

    Quote: “I knew all those kids,” says another boy, a JV player. “I went to summer school with them.” The lineman, he says, “was always starting fights. You could just see he had so much anger in him. He’d just beat up on people—he’d be walking by and boom! Into the locker! I think he’s a dirtbag. Decent football player, though.”

    All this over a game that children play. What gets me is that these parents who were expecting football scholarships for their kids are pissed at the school for canceling the season. The only people they should be pissed off at are the 3 little rat bastards who sodomized these poor kids. I guess common sense is in short supply in Bellmore.

  • Road Warrior Hawk Dies at 46

    Road Warrior Hawk Dies at 46

    Road Warrior Hawk dies at age 46 at home in his sleep:

    To me, the Road Warriors were the greatest wrestling tag team of all time. They were the only tag team to hold the AWA, NWA, and WWF tag titles. Some of you may also know them as L.O.D.

    When I saw them on TV as a kid, they were the coolest. They came down to the ring with their faces painted, with shoulder pads that had spikes all over them, and their entrance music was Black Sabbath’s, Iron Man. Back then, it didn’t get much cooler than that.

    The cause of death has not been determined at this time. I seriously hope it wasn’t anything related to drugs. You hate to see your heroes end up that way. First Stu Hart and now Hawk. I hope wrestling isn’t like Hollywood and we get a 3rd.

    Hawk’s real name was Mike Hegstrand. My prayers and condolences go out to the Hegstrand family and friends.

  • 10/13/03 Oozing News Sores

    10/13/03 Oozing News Sores

    Threatening letter reported in hazing case:

    More from the Mepham front. A parent who spoke out about the pine cone sodomy hazing at Mepham high has received a letter threatening him with the same treatment if he does not stop speaking out about it. According to the article, his son is friends with the victims.

    Who the hell thinks high school football is all that important that they have to threaten violence against a guy who is standing up for three kids who had pine cones forced up their asses? Sounds like a parent depending on a scholarship to me.

    You know, it wouldn’t be an issue if those kids didn’t sodomize their younger teammates. God forbid anyone should be responsible, though. The article also states that if the sodomizers are tried as adults, they could face at least 20 years. Poetic justice if they see adult jail time. They have a lot more interesting things than pine cones in prison.

    I’m still waiting to hear from an athlete who thinks it’s ok to shove unwanted objects up someone’s ass to promote teamwork.

    Link via Bad Jocks.

  • Make up for lost time

    Make up for lost time

    Police to charge school athletes in sex assault:

    Well, it looks like at least one police department is going to get it right. The Pennsylvania State Police are planning to file charges against the 3 Mepham High athletes who sodomized their younger teammates with broomsticks, golf balls, and pine cones. Hopefully, when they get to prison, they’ll be wishing for pine cones.

    Link via Bad Jocks.

  • Sodomy Sunday

    Sodomy Sunday

    This one has been going on for a while now, but between the hurricane and the server change I haven’t had much time to talk about this.

    Anyway let’s begin…

    Mepham FB Players Accused of Sexually Abusing Teammates:

    A Long Island High School football team goes to a training camp in Pennsylvania. The students are in separate quarters than the coaches. Guess what happens. 3 players get sodomized in a hazing incident. Reportedly with broomsticks. 3 players get suspended from the team but are allowed to stay in school, of course. It gets better.

    Bellmore’s Awful Silence:

    Students who witnessed the events and their parents were refusing to come forward and were retaining lawyers. One parent’s quote…‘Well, we’re not getting involved.’ But wait, there’s more.

    Teens Attacked 3 Times at Camp:

    The three boys, junior varsity players at the Bellmore school, allegedly were sodomized with broomsticks, golf balls and…wait for it…. PINE CONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only reason the boys came forward in the first place is because one of them continued bleeding for several days later and required surgery.

    Board Benches Mepham:

    So the school board canceled Mepham High’s football season, and rightfully so. But check out this quote from the mother of a player who obviously had no life of her own, so tries to live through her son…

    But the mother of a ninth-grade player said the district, not the students, is responsible for what happened during the preseason football camp in Pennsylvania last month.

    “I blame the school district because they let it happen,” the parent, who did not want to be identified, said yesterday afternoon. “A lot of the problems they have is due to lack of supervision at the camp.”

    Sure, it’s the district’s fault. Hey, did you ever stop to think that maybe if these kids didn’t FORCE PINE CONES UP THEIR ASSES there would still be a football season? Dumbass. It doesn’t end there

    Mepham Students Protest Board’s Decision:

    30 football players, cheerleaders (of course) and supposed “supporters” (kids who wanted out of class), walked out of class and on to the football field to protest the school board’s decision to cancel the football season. The majority felt that the entire football team should not be punished for what 3 players did. Well maybe if some of the other players had tried to put a stop to it then that might not have been an issue assclown. As far as I’m concerned, this school should never be allowed to have a football team ever.

    The three suspects have been suspended. They should be expelled, but that never happens to athletes. The Pennsylvania State Police are performing their own investigation, so let’s hope some arrests will be made. This time with some jail time.

    I would love to hear from some buckethead jock either from Mepham or any other school defend sodomy hazing. C’mon and step up if you have the balls. Tell me why sodomizing someone with a pine cone to the point of bleeding is so cool.

  • Grand Theft Assclown II

    Grand Theft Assclown II

    Grand Theft Assclown II:

    I said it and someone must have been listening. Let me quote the article…

    The family of a slain motorist has filed suit against the maker of a video game that two teens claim inspired them to shoot at passing cars on a Tennessee highway.

    So the family of the victim is suing the makers of GTA because of two assclown kids who went on a shooting spree after playing it. If these kids had watched a movie, would they be suing the movie company? If anybody should be sued, it should be the dumbass parents.

    According to the article, a September 2000 Federal Trade Commission report says that parents are present at and involved in the purchase or rental of games 83 percent of the time. And where did these kids get the gun? Michael Moore probably thinks that they got it at their local Circle K.

    These kids obviously had something wrong with them, to begin with, and the video game is not the root of the problem.

  • GTA: Grand Theft Assclowns

    GTA: Grand Theft Assclowns

    Teens Plead Guilty to Highway Shootings:

    Thanks to zombyboy for bringing this one to my attention.

    So these two assclowns in Tenn., ages 14 and 16, decide to shoot up I-40 with a .22 because they were bored and decided to shoot at tractor-trailer rigs, just like in the video game, Grand Theft Auto.

    At what point did both of them think this was a good idea? What makes this worse is that as juveniles, they can only be held until they’re 19. A man is dead, and they’ll walk free in 3 to 5 years with their records expunged, probably.

    Now, let’s get to the point where I ask and what kind of parents allow their kids to play GTA. This is a game for adults. Any idiot can clearly see that by looking at the box. Having sex with hookers and then killing them and taking their money is not something that should be played by 14 to 16-year-olds.

    Obviously, another case of parents not getting too involved with their children. Not to mention why they didn’t keep the guns locked up. As far as I’m concerned, the parents should be up on charges too, but God forbid people actually take responsibility anymore.

    How long before someone sues Rockstar Games? Anyone?

  • Spider-Man Song

    Spider-Man Song

    For a while, now, Little Jay and I have been making up these stupid little songs that crack us up, and I thought I would share one with you. This one is actually the first in a series. Every time we hear a phrase or occupation that ends with the suffix “man” we automatically start singing the Spider-Man theme song from the 60s cartoon with the new word in place of Spider-Man. Then a whole song stems out from it. I forget how this one exactly started. I don’t remember if we were watching the Iron Man triathlon, or listening to the Black Sabbath song Iron Man or if we were discussing the comic book character Iron Man, but we came up with this song…

    Iron Man
    Iron Man
    Does whatever an iron can
    Presses pants
    Any size
    Fixes buttons
    And some flies
    Look out
    Here comes the Iron Man

    Is he strong?
    Listen bud
    He’s got iron in his blood
    Take a look
    Overhead
    If he falls on you
    You’ll be dead
    Look out
    Here comes the Iron Man

    And that’s about as talented as we are. We never finish the whole song. Yet, we were pretty pleased with ourselves, though.

    Right now, we’re collaborating on Weather Man. Just need to fine tune some things and we’ll be ready to go. And you can’t use just any word either. The description has to function as a noun as well. For instance, you can’t say Aquaman, Aquaman, does whatever an Aqua can. That’s just stupid. If you have any ideas for the Spider-Man song or any songs of your own, let me know.

  • However Much It Was, It Wasn’t Enough

    However Much It Was, It Wasn’t Enough

    Families of Columbine victims settle with gunmen’s parents:

    The terms of the settlement were undisclosed but listen to this quote…

    The families’ attorney, Barry Arrington, argued that the Klebolds and Harrises were liable for not being aware of or not doing anything about the gunplay and bombmaking activities of their sons.

    How anyone can disagree with that statement is beyond me. As far as I’m concerned, they should be charged with 13 counts of manslaughter, but unfortunately, life isn’t like Law and Order.

  • Tex Schramm

    Tex Schramm

    Former Cowboys GM Schramm dies:

    I hate the Dallas Cowboys. I always have and always will. Except for one.

    When I was a little kid, my dad used to take me to Philadelphia Eagles games all the time. Well, in one bitter Philly December, he took me to see the Eagles play the Cowboys. My dad knew someone in Vet Stadium security, so we used to get into the boxes but not the private heated ones.

    It was so cold that day, I felt like I was getting frostbite. My dad asked his friend in security to take me to someplace warm. He takes me to the box next door, which was heated.

    Now, my dad dressed me in head to toe Eagles’ green. Everyone in the box was in blue and silver. I didn’t care because I was warm. My dad’s friend took me down to an empty seat and asked the guy sitting next to it if it was ok if I sat there. The man said it was fine. Nicest guy I had ever met in my short life. He let me wear his gloves and got me some hot chocolate.

    The Eagles lost that day. So after the game, my dad came and got me and the man sitting next to me told my dad that he had a really nice boy here. My dad’s jaw dropped open, but he said thank you. After he left, my dad said, “Do you know who that was?”. I said yeah, that was Mr. Schramm. He was really nice to me. My dad said, “That was Tex Schramm, President of the Dallas Cowboys”.

    I’ve never forgotten that day. Thank you, Mr. Schramm, for showing a very cold Eagles fan (at the time) your generosity.

    My condolences go out to the Schramm family.