There’s no “P” in Team

Police Investigate Hazing at High School:

Thanks to Bad Jocks for the link. So, three high school basketball players have been suspended for hazing underclassmen. I’m surprised they actually got suspended. Here’s the best part, though. The hazing consisted of hitting, SPANKING, (wait, it gets better) and URINATING on other players.

I never understood the jock mentality. They tend to be the most homophobic group of people, yet they engage in activities like sodomizing people with foreign objects like bananas and such, tea-bagging, shaving people’s crotches, and now urinating on other men. And you know, I’m sure the players’ parents say it was just harmless fun.

Any parent who is trying to get their kids interested in sports should read half the articles I do before making a decision. Or else they’ll come home one day either sodomized or the sodomist. It’s your choice.