Oregon man arrested after Columbine reference:
It seems to be mutant season in the country this week as we have another story of a mutant getting arrested. This time it's 26-year-old Orion Cannon from Corvallis, Oregon. Nice name by the way. He must have violent hippy parents.
Any Mr. Wave Motion Gun, now there's an obscure reference, bragged to his fellow students at Linn-Benton Community College that he admired the original cowardly scumbags Harris and Klebold and planned to bring a weapon to school.
Erikka Eveland of Corvallis, also a Linn-Benton student, told police she met Cannon a few months ago through the MySpace online social network and he told her a month ago that he was a Samurai warrior.
Two weeks ago, she said, he told her he thought the April 20, 1999, shooting massacre at Columbine High School in Colorado was "cool." Two Columbine students gunned down 12 other students and a teacher and wounded 23 others before committing suicide.
Eveland said that Cannon told her he'd bought the rifle, but he said he hadn't figured out a good way to get it onto the bus that he rode to campus, according to police reports.
Apparently the local gendarme, that's police by the way, were not to happy with Mr. Cosmic Death Ray's statements and searched his house where they found a .22 caliber rifle.
Mr. Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator's own shrink told police to take the threats seriously.
His excuse? The usual. He says it was a joke. Now he's looking at 5 years. Not too funny now is it laughing boy.
I've got nothing against people in their late 20's going to further their education be it a community college or whatever but by 26 you should have left all the "I'm so rebellious and cool because I like mass murderers" bullshit behind a long time ago. Ideally you should have never been a mutant and picked that crap up to begin with.