F*** you! I want a satellite phone and some weed!

May 14, 2010

Stranger-than-fiction manhunt ends in Skwentna: This may be one of the, if not the, greatest Tales from the Trailer, EVAR. It was sent to me by the article’s author, Joshua Saul of the Alaska Dispatch so let’s give him a hand from writing such a great article. It starts out with two brothers from New [...]

Face tattooed man runs over woman 3 times

May 2, 2010

Woman run over 3 times after argument: Scribbleface over there is 30-year-old Brent Heitz of Indianapolis. He was arrested for running his girlfriend’s mom over 2 times because she wanted him to turn the radio down. Luckily she sustained no serious injuries. But who would have thought that such an obvious well thought out man [...]

12-year-old girl witnesses sex act at bus stop

January 26, 2010

Sex act greets girl at school bus stop: So the story goes that a 12-year-old girl from Charlotte was walking home her school bus stop. So you have to figure that’s somewhere between 3 and 5pm. It was at that time that a man and woman in a car opened the door of the car [...]

Dial M for Meth

January 17, 2010

Modesto man dials 9-1-1 for meth, gets arrested instead: I literally have 100 e-mails in my inbox right now. All of them are potential stories that need to be posted on various blogs. However after I saw this story with this mugshot I had to drop everything and post this story. The gentleman at right [...]

Couple accused of tattooing six kids

January 5, 2010

Mother Accused of Tattooing Children Talks to Eyewitness News: Jo-Jo Marsh (pictured) of Chattanooga County, Georgia is accused of tattooing her own children. Marsh and her husband, Jacob Bartels, allegedly tattooed their six of their seven children with a tattoo gun and a guitar string used as a needle. Marsh says it’s not that bad [...]

Alseep at the wheel of a meth lab

Police: Driver passes out, meth lab in back seat: Will 2010 (pronounced twenty ten) be the year of trailer? It sure seems like it’s starting out that way. 31-year-old Nathan E. Beasley was arrested at a Murfreesboro, Tennessee gas station after police found him passed out at the pump. An employee called police because his [...]

Man calls 911 for ride to bar

January 3, 2010

Fla. man wanting ride to bar calls 911, arrested: That upstanding member of society is 37-year-old Gregory J. Oras of Oldsmar, Florida. He allegedly called 911 telling them that he had been beaten, was bleeding out of his ears and that he was being shot at. However none of those things were true and it [...]

Broken nose over Christmas present

Argument over gift leads to broken nose: 38-year-old Scott Breaux of Cut Off, Louisiana was arrested for head butting a woman in a Rite Aid parking lot in Galliano and breaking her nose. It seems that Breaux was unhappy about a duplicate Christmas present and head butted the woman in  front of two kids. Nothing [...]

Tales from the Trailer: Woman exposes herself at teens’ football game

October 8, 2009

Woman arrested after exposing herself at football game: 41-year-old Venus Lewis of Ocala, Florida had a good ol’ time at a youth football game. According to reports she allegedly chased two football players under 16 and said she was going to have sex with them. When that didn’t work she walked between two picnic tables, [...]

Don’t be a huffer, you’ll burst into flames

August 22, 2009

Police get a shock when new Taser briefly ignites suspect: Police in Lancaster, Ohio caught 31-year-old homeless man Daniel Wood huffing on a spray can of keyboard cleaner. When Wood became combative by trying to kick and bite police they employed their TASERs. Thanks to the fumes Wood briefly caught fire. Wood’s injuries were minor. [...]

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