Police: Man Using Samurai Sword Seeks Revenge On Wrong Person
MILWAUKEE — A drunk samurai sword-wielding man seeking revenge on a former friend had the wrong apartment when he attacked a man and severed the victim’s pinky finger Sunday morning, police said.
Officers said the 24-year-old assailant was so drunk on his way to the apartment at 49th Street and Euclid Avenue that he hit several cars parked on a nearby street.
The man knocked on some wrong doors first, police said, attacking one door with the 20-inch samurai-like sword and causing a lot of damage.
The last door he came upon was kicked and struck with the weapon, police said, and when someone opened the door, the man went after him with the sword, bending it and severing a finger.
Officers said the victim wasn’t the man’s former friend.
Police said the victim forced the man out of the building and an off-duty police officer who lives nearby heard the commotion, arrested the man and took him to jail.
The victim was taken to the hospital and released.
The suspect was heard to say as police took him away…”Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. He probably thought the guy was the six fingered man who killed his father.
If you don’t get the joke I’m not explaining it to you.
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If you don’t get the joke, then you should have your intarwebs license revoked!
I choked on my coffee, stop doing that.
I hated that movie. Men in Tights was far, far better.
thats where we begin to disagree.
So were the rest of Mel Brooks’ movies.
no no no, anything post Spaceballs was awful. Want an example ? Dracula: Dead and Loving it. Theoretically, it should have been brilliant. How could a Mel Brooks film staring Leslie Nielson be bad ? well it was the worst thing I ever saw. Blankman, 2001 a space travesty and Bio Dome were all funnier than Brooks’ attempt at Dracula.
Men in Tights was funny, when I was a kid. but it just doesnt hold a candle to anything Brooks did prior, and it doesnt have the staying power that The Princess Bride does.
Now, if you said… Blazing Saddles or Young Frankenstein, your argument would be irrefutable by anyone with a sense of humor.
But even Silent Movie (the worst of Brooks’ early films) was better than Men in Tights.
History of the World rules all of Mel Brooks’ films.
I haven’t seen that in a number of years. Thanks for reminding me about it.
History of the world was funny as hell but in no way comes close to Blazing Saddles.
How about we all just agree that Mel Brooks is less funny than he used to be and move on?
agree to disagree ?
You said “no no no, anything post Spaceballs was awful.” I thought you would agree with my proposition.
Im sorry, I didn’t disagree with your statement, its just a bit from a radio show I like and I often blurt out lines from it.
From now on, if I do that I’ll sign the post with [i][b]O&A[/b][/i]
I assume that means Opie and Anthony?
You assume correctly